abbi

I have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well

[avgreplyguy @avgcryptoguy]

i found this guy on youtube who films his cats with a 1999 sony camcorder and it's the most calming and soothing thing i've ever seen

[Sassy Hobbit 🦋 @sassyhobbit]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but according to my toddler, there is a burglar who broke in, not to steal anything, but to pee in his bed. It definitely wasn't him. Be safe out there everyone.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[abbi @aabbbbii]

@dollyeilish What size?

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

[abbi @aabbbbii]

@goodtitsbighrt How many do you have? I need 2

[Billie Eilish Society @BillieSociety]

"if you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?" -Billie at the @WSJ Innovator awards tonight in New York!

[abbi @aabbbbii]

@stillsoblueee The fact that I won't be 30 but I AM someone's mother 🫣

[Arrowhead Stadium @ArrowheadKC]

He's putting on a drum show 🥁

Our all-time touchdown leader, Priest Holmes, was today's Drum Honoree!

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

“do it scared” thanks but i have done everything scared. when is it my turn to do it calm

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

I'm not gonna waste millions of dollars on a commercial

[clancy lyric bot @clancylyrics]

start fresh with a new year

[Amy @queenofaerobics]

I put my daughter to bed an hour ago and she's just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

[ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and "ADT Home Security" is going to win in a landslide.

[abbi @aabbbbii]

@stillsoblueee @sawstars_ If you plan to have a family, school nursing is even better than clinic! But there is a pay cut for the job and schedule