Alyssa

[Kyle Broughton @KyleBroughton4]

RT if DirecTv needs to refund everyone a pro-rated week when the NFL Sunday Ticket app/website doesn’t work

[Carmen Schrodel @CarmenSchrodel]

which one of my boys do miss more?
retweet for charm
like for tomas

[Lex @TheyCallMeLegsi]

When you’re hungover af but hear your roommates talking about the night before in the living room https://t.co/E55EAORCd7

[lame impala @pettyfettuccine]

apple has deadass conditioned us to find people with androids less attractive wtf

[Ryan Sesselman @RyanSesselman]

She’s tough. But she’s worth it

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

remember in middle school when u would be texting ur crush & ur mom would ground u & you’d have to text them & say “my mom is about to take my phone so don’t text back” lol those were the days

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Rylee @Rylee_Booth]

@dominos this is shocking & unacceptable. I am so disappointed in my decision to purchase your pizza.

[Sav @savannah_gaiil]

Picture it, it's 2 weeks from now. You just ate a homemade meal. Your sitting on the couch w ur puppy and ur mom is there. You can watch tv all day and not feel guilty for not being productive. Everything is alright.

[b @bradleex]

can i really afford another absence https://t.co/dZeK8wk1Ns

[jose @abitchua]

White people when Mr. Brightside starts playing at a party

[Kyley King Gray @kyley_king]

He’s cracked the code we didn’t even know we had https://t.co/ymL22ZVUkR

[Alyssa @aaber02]

@s_squidney Everything