Abigail💌

i like to act like i’m funny & tweet like i have followers

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

i just wanna be a niche internet micro celebrity </3

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

We are saddened by the passing of Betty White.

Not only was she an amazing actress, she also served during WWII as a member of the American Women's Voluntary Services.

A true legend on and off the screen.

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@makjako ok i already have like 2 other responses but this is bringing back memories lmao. once in 6th grade at a dance some dude pissed in an apple juice bottle and walked around with it all normal n just casually offered some to people all night

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@makjako In middle school a girl took a shit then used it to write on the walls, not just smear it, but WRITE WITH IT. i don’t remember what she wrote but she came up to me one day & told me that she was the one who did it & i snitched bc she was an asshole

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@makjako my freshman year 3 or 4 really big strong guys ripped the toilet out from the floor. i don’t remember what they did with it but they got someone to record it without their faces. few people who knew who did it, and anyone who knew refused to snitch so they never got in trouble.

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

remember folks! if your local feminist discounts male victims & says they’re misogynistic for disliking a woman that abused them, they’re not a real feminist! they’re a misandrist cowering behind a movement of genuine people fighting for equal rights

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@emrazz ex boyfriend, you wouldn’t call her a misandrist, you would call her a victim and call her empowered for speaking up against her abuser (which are both true) so why not hold men to that same standard? they are victims and they are empowered for speaking against their abusers. 2/2

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@emrazz you are not a real feminist, you quite obviously hold all women on a pedestal above all men. an example of this is that you think a man is misogynist if he hates his ex girlfriend that PHYSICALLY ABUSED him. if a woman was being physically abused and she said she hated her 1/2

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

HELL YEAH GUESS WHO JUST GOT VIP TICKETS TO SEE THEIR FAVORITE BAND OF 2 YEARS @Backseat_Luv

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@kristoferthomas ok but only the like translucent blue gel ones

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@dwtvenus i’m an american who lived in Europe for a few years as a kid and i always thought it was so weird to see like everyday american snacks so hyped up omg

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@JrMoneyGettin so true bestie

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@glickzac recycling

[Abigail💌 @aabigailann]

@goodbeanaltalt shut up

[molly cætte @mollycaette]

hey. iam loave and care yuo

[alfie’s coole tweats @goodboyalfie]

In Case Noboddy Told You: I’m Poud of you. Keep going budy. You got this

[James @CaucasianJames]

u know what jeff is doing right now? answering emails. u know what i’m doing? drinking beers baby

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @corriature]

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smell my feet
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