Cooper

Not a real doctor. Not a real cooper.

[Cooper @aacooper]

When you grade homework, you have three different sorts of feedback available to you:
* numerical SCORES
* ego-related comments ERC (eg "Great job!" or "Needs work.")
* task-related comments TRC (eg "The dot product results in a scalar, not a vector.")

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@michaelbd @PhilKlay The letter doesn't mention Vance by name or implication. (Not that it would be slander if he had.)

When the Pope puts out a letter that says "Hey, the parable of the Good Samaritan actually means what it says" and you take that as an attack on your guy --

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@Teachforaliving

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Tortelloni

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@martewillie @ayyjayHR Really curious what city you live in.

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@LOLGOP I had hoped to live out my days never seeing "Chris Christie" and "goon" in the same sentence.

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@AbbeyFrick @adamwren Look I enjoy Lake Michigan too but I'd laugh in your face for saying this, too.

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@shantr0n Can confirm

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lol still a tweet.

[Cooper @aacooper]

Aight good as time as any. Switching the lights off here. See y'all in the Sky.

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Me: Okay this is Rita’s water ice. It’s like if you could taste god

Medieval Teutonic Knight I adopted from the shelter: Gott mit uns?

Me, tearing up: Why can’t you just talk normal… I.. I don’t know what to do with you. I just..

He hugs me: Gott mit uns… Dad

Me: Konrad..😭

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@EconOfRelPhilo @hotpot_thot @swinshi You understand that UBI was precisely championed as the free-market alternative to a welfare state, right? Like famously Milton Friedman was its biggest fan.

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Слава Готсии

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@MustBeTheHero That blouse tho.

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I had one student complain on evals, calling this a "crude joke about ISIS".

[Cooper @aacooper]

Me: Green's Theorem says either you can set up a cordon and destroy the enemy forces as they cross it, or you can deploy special operators to the interior to eliminate them. Same result.

[Hk-Shrektifiable 👽 @Shrektifiable]

the crack on the liberty bell is basically america's dick vein happy 4th

[Cooper @aacooper]

@shantr0n 🥵

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Maybe the real 600 tweete limit was the friendes we made along the waye