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somewhere in Houston 📍

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Real

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Everybody having sex BUT me

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[rave* @rareblurs]

i really do listen to the same 20-30 songs everyday lmao

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

"Bro we already smoked like 7 woods..."

I SAID ROLL UP

[lynk @lynk0x]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me, every night:

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

My pet peeve is being promised something unprovoked and the person still doesn’t deliver like I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me drunk asf in the backseat trusting whoever is behind the wheel

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

when i’m home alone and hear something while im in the shower

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me after saying some wild ass shit & meaning every word….

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"I care about you"

My damaged ass: