Alex Garnett

Softball, movies, theatre, Mariners, Seahawks, macaroni and cheese aficionado. Seattle, WA.

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@Mariners I truly don’t think there’s anything that will solve this mess until Stanton dies. So hit that fucker in the only place he’s ever truly cared about - his wallet.

Mariners fans - I am begging you - BOYCOTT 50 SEASONS CELEBRATION WEEKEND.

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@MarinersPR @Mariners @SeattleSports Might be worth mentioning he also has 0 home runs and 7 RBI since June 12.

The fact you believe that’s getting the job done tells me everything I need to know about this years Mariners team.

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@MarinersONTap 0-700

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@EAMaddenNFL @RamsNFL @Eagles @Lions @Ravens @Patriots @49ers @BuffaloBills @Chiefs @Seahawks I’d probably run a spell check first to ensure all the team names were spelled correctly, you stupid mother fuckers.

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@Mariners Boycott the 50th Celebration Weekend.

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@Mariners I’ve been a fan for this team for 35 years. Never once have I given up on a season, and we’ve had some terrible ones.

I’m giving up on this season until you cowards FIRE. DAN. WILSON.

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@BrianBerkman Tweet of the year.

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@aubrey_huff Girl we’re not mad at you at all! Us gays love a sloppy bottom with unresolved psychological issues. So keep poppin’ off, KKKing!

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@RetroNewsNow Anyone else bothered that the fonts for A Star is Born and King Kong are from the 2018 and 2005 movies, not the respective 1976 versions?

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@paperssil This is a picture of four identical men except one of them has chest hair 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@kickassvargas Interesting choice to use a GIF of one of the few actors in Hollywood who absolutely would be okay with this.

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@TheMikeSalk In Pittsburgh?

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@Buck The Fred Willard ‘wha happened’ bit is from A Mighty Wind, not Waiting for Guffman. FYI.

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@kyranthrax Just keep it for another year.

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The third #NowYouSeeMe is not called “Now You 3 Me.” The sixth #Insidious is not called “In6dious.”

Folks, what are we even doing here? We used to be a proper country.

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@DiscussingFilm If it’s not gonna be called ‘Insixdious’ I don’t even know what we’re doing here.

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@davesims_ Get ‘im, Dave! Miss you up here in Seattle!

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@letterboxd

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@THR Hideous.

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@CPat11 Don’t feed the troll.