Siddhahahaharth

Professional Eye Roller 👀 Shit Vibes Only 🌹

[✎𝒜 πundhati🌵🍉🇵🇸 @Polytikles]

Whoever made this, deserves a standing Ovation.

[Ajay Kamath @ajay43]

As expected, it’s somehow Rahul Gandhi’s fault that Sonam Wangchuk is not stopping his fast unto death. This is the level of liberal discourse today

[Society for Parapolitical Studies (India) @Parapolity]

This does not happen out of the vacuum. A media house does not gain a spine suddenly out of nowhere. There are 3 centers of power within hindutva: Nagpur, Gorakhpur, and Ahmedabad. What you are seeing right now is unfolding of a cold civil war between these camps.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Not everyone can be controlled the way the govt controls you, Tihari ji.

[AmbedkariteIN @AmbedkariteLM]

This is a large ball of ice that forms due to the extreme cold in a place called "Salzburg" in Austria.

People come here for picnics, and the locals explain the science behind its formation to their children.

In India, you already know what happens.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

corporate era outfits

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Anup Soans @anupsoans]

👇🦴😜🏥

[Aamir Khan @aamirkhan78]

Get this straight.

He is 76 now!

Less 12 years as PM. Age 64 yrs

Less 12.5 years as CM. Age 51.5 yrs.

Less 16 years in active politics before he became CM. Age 34.5 yrs.

Less 30 yrs of bhiksha for food. Age 4.5 yrs.

Less 2-3 years of selling chai at wadnagar stn. Age 1.5 trs.

Less 10 yrs of living his life in jungle. Age minus -8.5 yrs.

Less 10-15 yrs to tour across half of American state. Age minus -23.5 yrs.

Less 6 months tour across New Zealand. Age minus -24 yrs.

At this point Modi is close to Jawahar Lal Nehru’s age. Over 100 yrs.

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

आज न्यूज़ीलैंड में नरेंद्र मोदी ने कहा कि वह 30 साल पहले न्यूज़ीलैंड आए थे

तब उन्हें कोई जानता नहीं था और वहाँ उनके एक साथी ने उन्हें एक मफलर, एक टोपी और एक जोड़ी दस्ताने गिफ्ट किए थे.

▪️30 साल पहले उनकी उम्र 45 साल थी

▪️उन्होंने पहले यह भी बताया है कि वह 17 साल की उम्र तक चाय बेचते थे

▪️और यह भी बताया था कि 35 साल तक उन्होंने भिक्षा मांगकर अपना जीवन चलाया

▪️तो मतलब 17 + 35 = 52 साल की उम्र तक उन्होंने अपना जीवन चाय बेचने और भिक्षा मांगने में बिताया

👉लेकिन उसी दौरान उन्होंने न्यूज़ीलैंड की यात्रा भी की

👉👉भाई जो भी कहिए - अच्छे दिन तो कांग्रेस सरकार में ही थे - भिक्षा मांगकर जीवनयापन करने वाले भी न्यूज़ीलैंड घूमने जाते थे

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu acabei de fechar sem querer uma aba que eu ia ler há 2 anos

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me leaving work like I’m late for the house

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Kiwi Journalist 🇳🇿 : Why Narendra Modi never holds a Press Conference?

Babu : Because Indian population is mostly rural, they don’t like spoken down to, they want direct speeches.

RIP Logic 😭

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

How Joseph looked at Mary every morning after she said that she got pregnant by the Holy Spirit

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me: why is my water bill always so high?

Me in shower:

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me on my way to do exactly what I want after asking 18 people for their opinion

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Kuch bhi ho sakta hai. jai ho :)