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[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Broadcast of the game in Australia

[gracie @bethecunt]

The pitt this greys anatomy that.. you guys are focusing on the wrong medical show

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Hope he does the entire show as Jackie Daytona because then I’d watch the Oscars again

[rylie ٠࣪⭑ @ST4RTOVERBUCK]

in mcu terms, tony stark just died

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 #BREAKING: Multiple MASSIVE brush fires have engulfed Long Island, NY near the Hamptons

More and more major roads are being closed while firefighters fight the blazes.

This is terrifying. https://t.co/jW6YrJa4m5

[Johnny Guitar Watson @c_drew_]

This couldn’t wait until tomorrow? 😭

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

pov: abbott elementary fans who liked the always sunny crossover and charlie deciding to start the show and pressing play on the first episode

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[lacey ᥫ᭡ @stateoflace13]

I love that we’re all like YES KAMALA but we also have 2016 traumala

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

first kid at 34 is so sexy

[Model Drop Daily @Mellow_Xxi]

If I start jogging twice a day from today will i have a flat stomach by Friday? ☹️

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

I went to see Joker 2. This pretty much sums it up in 13 seconds.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

so cool to see a powerful foreign leader like the queen of genovia make an endorsement

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol

[YaRd DaDdY @CookCodee]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman graduates college, gets a career, and a man changes a diaper.

[waka fawksa flame @dumbledonk]

this is america’s final punishment for ww2

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

my favorite new york social code is when a lone person needs to get a stroller up the subway stairs.

nearly instantly, a stranger picks up the other end of the stroller,
helps carry it up, then departs as quickly as they appeared.
no words are exchanged. eye contact is minimal.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

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