धुँधमार🤡

yahan pr ladko k liye memes bnaye jaate hain, ladkiyo k.
liye mai khud bna hu.

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I hate hypocrisy but not mine🌚

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Hamse din nahin kaate jaa rahe.
Unse sar nhi kaate jaa rahe.

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@ItzsonaGupta $u!$!de

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I have saved many girls from
being called 🅱️andi

by not giving them my number.

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Aas pados k ,gaanw wale aur rishtedar - jarur konau modi ko chakkar hue.

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Dada dadi - arey hamaye lane panti to dikha jaato panti dekhe bina hee marne par hai abto. hey ram jo khojin ne kesi moda peda karo ke vo panti dikhaye bina mar gao.

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Mummy - lakaiya lage thathari bandhe unhe kua pe roti to de aato aur ute se dhna mirch to de jaato leke kariya kithaun ko.

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Papa - sale ne naak katwa di main to kahi muh dikhane layak nhi raha.marna hee tha to nokri par chhad k marta sala puri izzat duba di.

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When someone su!c!de in bundelkhand-

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Mf's be calling papa normie

You're right actually , you're also one of the lamest joke they cracked.

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So the answer is no, I'm god
THE PRESERVER
Log mujhe chhaliya bhi kehte
Aur kyi rup dharan krne k karan
behrupiya bhi.

[धुँधमार🤡 @aahdimanav]

Salon bina tapsya kiye free mai mujhse kuchh bhi mangoge to narad ki tarah bndar jesa muh bna k bhejunga vapas.

[धुँधमार🤡 @aahdimanav]

In ancient time rishi, munis used to meditate for years for a glimpse of me.
Even my parents waited nine months to see me and you guys think you can see me by sending texts like "you are funny,can you send me your pic,you are hot,cool wagerah wagerah".

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@Treegivesnofuck Meri gf?? seriously!!🙄
Kesa asabhy username rakha hai devi aapne
Meri koi gf nhi h.
Ye devi jhuth bol rahi hain.

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Sometimes they do this deliberately coz when the light goes off.
Diamonds start shining and now the world can see their shine clearly in the darkness.

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Also both can fill your life with brightness when they come.

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Electricity and girls are quite similar

Both can go anytime and leave you alone in the darkness

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And
if you like save and comment on my post and follow me. Just Keep the good work up,it will make me happy as well as you too coz I will post more like that.

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If you likes me.
Just don't
It will make you sad.

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If you have a crush on me.

just ignore all the hoe shit I post , it's all just for laughs.

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If you hate me
Just Unfollow and block me.
Make sure you blocked me so that neither I nor you can ever stalk me.
It will give you happiness.