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قسمتی از آواز خورشید از گروهEloy سال 1975.
من با این آهنگ هارمونی کامل دارم. زندگی کرده ام.
همیشه.

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Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

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Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

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یادش باش و امیدوار

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