Adam Lear

Opinions, regrettably, mine.

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[Adam Lear @aalear]

Fixed deadline, negotiable scope.

[Adam Lear @aalear]

Not wild about posting on this here platform again, but I'm trying to reach @nomadiccatyurts for Reasons™️. Good reasons, just trying to share some joy! Y'all's support email bounced with a "server is misconfigured" message, Instagram was a bust, and DMs here appear disabled

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

Arachnophobia is so stupid I mean why do you even care if these spiders get married

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Google Meet holds you hostage until you complete the goal of the meeting

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

I feel like you’re truly a senior engineer when a new react feature comes out and you’re like ugh great now I have to learn this bullshit

[Adam Lear @aalear]

@alexlmiller @AlmostMedia Mine was super uneventful, didn't even need painkillers beyond ibuprofen after. Smoothies help, but bite-sized regular food is fine too. I made the dubious choice of going to a housewarming a couple days after my surgery and was nibbling on crudite like a rabbit lol

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[Adam Lear @aalear]

@kylejrp @tinkertim have you been spying on my commits again 😅

[Adam Lear @aalear]

Man, saying goodbye to a pet really sucks. Gonna miss you, Jasper. You were the best little buddy anyone could ask for.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

retiring

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Americans: I use miles and pounds

Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms

Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

[Adam Lear @aalear]

"We haven't even shipped your order yet, so why not buy more stuff" sure is a bold marketing strategy

[Adam Lear @aalear]

@TedGoas I still haven't fully unpacked from my last trip in April ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Adam Lear @aalear]

@tarynpivots I hope it goes smoothly and the recovery is swift!

[Adam Lear @aalear]

@tarynpivots Getting new eyes sounds pretty rad though

[Tom Gran @tommgran]

i’ve been struggling to put this into words for a while but i think a lot of this AI art craze comes down to these guys feeling the joy of being creative for the first time and mistaking it for something much deeper.

[Henry! @Henboy10]

you can charge your apple pencil with vision pro

[Yarden Shafir @yarden_shafir]

Is my code pretty? No.
But does it work? Also no.
But is it well documented? Absolutely not.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Fidelity projected retirement age