Alexandra

[Alexandra @aalexandrajulia]

Redownloaded twitter just to say, wtf is going on @Fly_Nashville I’ve literally had to wait in a line, that started down at the exit off the interstate, for an hour just to pick up my friend from the arrivals terminal. This is so insane

[Alexandra @aalexandrajulia]

@DougESPN

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Please share the news @esrailian Armenians in #Arstakh have been attacked. We are praying brave men & women risking their lives to protect Artsakh & #Armenia. The news is misleading & these are not “clashes.”

[Alexandra @aalexandrajulia]

People. This is my MOM!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Billionaires need the working class.

The working class does not need billionaires.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

unnormalize touching women's waists every time you pass by them

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I mean. They couldn’t stop themselves from blatantly escalating things. Even for a few days, even cynically, even for the optics.

[Alexandra @aalexandrajulia]

Day 9 of being corona positive and I am officially free of symptoms!! Take that Rona

['Los @_Caarrlooss]

If you’ve eaten at the Taco Bell on Rural and Apache, you’re immune to the Coronavirus.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

day 3 of quarantine: a man hasn't made me cum in 2 years

[Alexandra @aalexandrajulia]

To the guy in front me shoveling peanuts rapid fire into his mouth on a 6:30am flight...who hurt you?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Just prayed a bunch. Everything should work out now.

[kt🖤 @kkatiee1]

i got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

a girl becomes a woman the night she starts sticking to her skincare routine regardless of how drunk she is

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

You know what? Vasectomies are reversible. Why not just make all men get them? And then if they're truly ready to be a father, they can undo them.

What's that? You have problems with this? Yes, you're right, it's wrong to regulate men's bodies like that.

[Wy @WyattAPertuset]

why’d my roommate think he could hide something like this from me😔