Alice

[clintoris @clintoris]

I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt

[Alice @aalicegrant]

@p_waves_ Hahaha not sure if me and Jade were good or you were just terrible 🤣🤣

[Alice @aalicegrant]

Removing someone as a follower on Insta is such a satisfying power move I love it

[Alice @aalicegrant]

I don’t know what happened in my life for my type to be men with mullets and moustaches but we move

[Alice @aalicegrant]

RIP to my Birkenstocks that got left behind at an Ayia napa pool party 💔

[Alice @aalicegrant]

Hard life when you should be saving for your future but you’re a “spend all your money now as you might die tomorrow” person

[Alice @aalicegrant]

I know I’ve only been back in the country 48 hours but I already need to get back on a plane asap

[Alice @aalicegrant]

Getting the hay-fever injection was the best £80 I’ve ever spent

[Alice @aalicegrant]

Is there anything ick’ier than a man greeting you with “hey trouble”

[Alice @aalicegrant]

Whoever decided it is now the fashion for a bikini to have a matching skirt, thank u so much x

[Alice @aalicegrant]

Having a Ring doorbell truly is a blessing yet a curse

[Alice @aalicegrant]

How does anyone get work done on a Friday afternoon my brain has been shut off since 12

[brianna @briannaamorris8]

If you disagree with abortions, don’t have one. It is literally that easy. Have your own beliefs, but mind your own business

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Are we all in agreement that Tuesdays are worse than Mondays

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Alice @aalicegrant]

I swear when I’m watching Queer Eye I’m either sat there smiling to myself or crying my eyes out, there is no in-between

[Mir @PrayyboiCarti]

I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭

[Alice @aalicegrant]

How hard can dry Jan be right

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

All I do is spend money on food and clothes and I’m still hungry and can’t find anything to wear

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

𝘽𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙂. ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵃ ˡⁱᶠᵉ