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[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

If God didn't want me to use the em dash, why did he enshrine it in nature? In the horizon line—the lightning-harrowed bough—the canyon's pink striation—the pupil of the goat

[Democracy Now! @democracynow]

Israeli Holocaust scholar Raz Segal says Israel's war on Gaza constitutes "a textbook case of genocide." https://t.co/HX12YQSn79

[latke @latkedelrey]

the 1978 special where cher plays every single character in West Side Story is unmatched, to me https://t.co/FwCM8REjaR

[alice @aalicemae]

@snakedenton @thugclive an ice cold return to twitter

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Oppenheimer? I hardly know her x

[ana @pelicinema]

AI cannot come up with something like this

[helena riley @freshhel]

It’s harder to date older people because they have less plastic in their brain and u can’t keep them entertained by saying stuff llike “Peanut butter toast did what she had to do”

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

meeting her family for the first time and her grandmother goes deathly pale and shouts the name of a monster from her country’s folklore when she sees you

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Asking my dealer if it’s girl weed or boy weed

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Forcibly removed from the frat house for receiving visions and dispensing prophecies

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

who up romanticizing their spaghetti rn

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me after lying the whole Uber drive

[Dom McGovern @mcgoverndominic]

Yeah I’m a nepo baby (inherited mom’s body dysmorphia) and what

[danlet @evildanevil]

In the top 0.05% listeners of women

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Reductress @Reductress]

Nice! New Collar Delivers a Shock Every Time You Say, ‘They Did This on Glee’: https://t.co/evoXGRqpPV

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action.

Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis.

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[A. @fashionfaguette]

Nintendo Game Boy Ad for Dazed & Confused Magazine, 2001'