aaliyah

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Why are kids who are left with their father’s presume to suffer? I thought single fathers raise the best kids. This is actually an opportunity to make society better

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

You demanded to be the head of the house. Yet you do not know how to operate the washing machine you bought.

You cannot boil water without asking where the salt is.

When your wife gets sick, the entire household logistics collapse in less than 12 hours.

You are just a heavily subsidized dependent with a deep voice.

Weaponized incompetence = embarrassment.

And many of you are on this train of incompetence.

A real man knows the architecture of his own domain. He can step in and run the entire operation seamlessly.

Stop being a burden.

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[Chubbs @33Chubbs]

This girl for my WhatsApp dey sell plane,as in Aeroplane wey dey fly for sky.

Jesus.

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

People laughing about this when this is fucking rape!

[CHIGO @iamChigoo]

Werey full oyinbo land..

Very n0nsens!cal obsession

[Wizzy Ono 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇵🇹 @WizzyOno]

"I bought Ofada rice for you too"

[dee @bigbundadee]

@jeffwellz they are mentally ill, everyone that has a fanpage for celebrities and uses their name in the usernames. The requirement is that you have to be sick in the head.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Lmaooooo!

Bruh, that part she went missing in a blink of an eye. You go wan nearly crase bruh, because you don’t even have transport money to head back home🤣🤣🤣

[Daniel Banjoko @Dann_banj]

Please what’s going on in the olèverse

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[Hosannah 🫅 @craftAlien58619]

@Emarged The more a society glorifies money, the more it encourages people to pursue it by any means necessary

[Ezequiel_Z @Ezekiel__Z]

@AnthonyAzekwoh When you meet a swordsman, you draw your sword. You do not recite poetry to one who’s not a poet.
Negotiating with the same people who have shown unending hate to you is an indication you have the survival instincts of a rabbit.

[𝔗𝔬𝔟𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔗𝔬𝔟𝔢 @nottobechukwu]

Nigerians are too used to rubbish because why should someone reviewing a restaurant be responded to with a lawsuit? People in the comments saying she should be sued, does that sound normal in your heads? 😭

[Tolulope @Tolu_ibr]

@inioluwa_x Naija till I die but my God, that country is a mess

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ER (Justified & Ancient) @emsuerob]

losing my mind that these were scrawled by a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

Ban her forever. People who cannot respect another human being deserve to have no opportunities in life.

[kali, the freaky floptropican @of_floptropica]

There’s this thing people do online where they pretend that they can’t tell why people do a particular thing simply because it’s wrong or they’d never, it’s such a funny way to show morality

Really? You don’t know why people lie to their parents about money? Reallyyyyy?

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Nigerians are so deeply fascinating. What do you mean you borrowed money from a loan app and then deleted the app from your phone?? What exactly was that supposed to do?