aaliyah.

“i’m rooting for everybody black”

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

This girl on TikTok bought a movie ticket cause her boyfriend location was showing at the movies so she walked in every movie theater room with the flash on and found him with another girl 😭☠️

[aaliyah. @aaliyahmass_]

@Mssjaay @theidi_ why couldn’t she tell them to get the money earlier? whole time they probably got it and sitting on it because she said september 😭

[B’DAY 20th Anniversary Updates 𓆌 @B7Album]

This is crazy

[cole @juul_survivor]

My dad texting me a grocery list while I'm at happy hour and I remembered that's why I left the house in the first place...

[aaliyah. @aaliyahmass_]

@andyne1a @goldcurve @6len0022 Mike you I said “It’s gotta be Eadem” bc it’s soooo worth it 😭

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

IT’S CALLED SOCCER NIGGA

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

[aaliyah. @aaliyahmass_]

@eyeshuuh Babe they don’t care, these aren’t intelligent people

[carol ✷ cartomante @epifaniatarot]

o poder feminino de terminar um relacionamento e não sentir nada porque já tinha terminado mentalmente meses antes

[DK ✰ .ᐟ @bonjourplaygirl]

me after defending megan thee stallion & angel reese all day

[𝗆𝗒𝖺˚🦋༘⋆ @belairestt]

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Ayomide💕 @Babyxx____]

“When are you going to cook for me?”

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue.

Me: *Presses power button.*

IT guy:

[emma @do_not_test_me]

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

yes stay in the house and take 2 Benadryl pills a day 😭😭😭