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[Ally @aallyccat]

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[👽🪐 @alienooooo]

Nahhhh why my wax lady reschedule my appointment cause she said somebody farted on her and she can’t stop throwing up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 omfggg

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. U literally Manufactured the gay. birth the gay. Ur the gay FACTORY

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[clitasaurus rex ⋆˚꩜｡ ☽ @sumimasorry_]

im against sex work not in a “sex workers are sluts and degenerates” way but in a “we should live in a society in which exploiting our bodies is not necessary for survival” type of way

[Candidly Tiff @tify330]

TMZ is on their asses I love it

[Karl K. Wuckert @KarlWuckert]

Millennials and zoomers don’t buy Islamophobia because most of us went to high school with Middle Eastern kids, and everything was fine because we aren’t racist boomers.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

When the average homeowner is 58, or whatever it is, you lose this.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Typical Gen Z Bank Statement:

$2,500 rent
$13 lunch
$400 student loan payment
$26 Uber
$1,000 medical bill
$8 coffee
$600 car payment

The issue is obvious. Had they made their coffee at home, they could have saved $7.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang them.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Elmo’s birthday.

He turns 3½ years old every year.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

So what happened here?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jesse Ventura on Trump: “Who is that? The draft dodging coward? I don’t call him by name. He’s the draft dodging coward who when it was his time to serve his country he did what all rich white boys did. I wasn’t a rich white boy. We had to go. He’s gonna tell me what courage is?”

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

The same people who called the Biden administration tyrannical because they were asked to wear masks and get vaccinated during a global pandemic are telling you to "just comply" when masked officers try to illegally drag you from your vehicle.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.