allison

if you know me, no you don’t.

[ryn୨ৎ @burntsoupfairy]

my first bong rip was more special than my first kiss

[ᅠ @artindetails]

pink moon

[rockstar @cadefart]

florida girls are some of the toughest young men i’ve ever met in my life

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Me watching someone get dragged for an opinion I agree with

[allison @aallywilson]

CAN YOU DISTRACT ME FROM ALL THE DISASTER
CAN YOU TOUCH ON ME AND NOT CALL ME AFTER
CAN YOU HATE ON ME AND MASK IT WITH LAUGHTER

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Having Gemini and Scorpio placements it’s like you want to be a beautiful mystery but you just can’t shut tf up

[allison @aallywilson]

“I don’t wanna serve euphoria at Dave and busters!”

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all hot girls have stomach issues and sleep w stuffed animals

[allison @aallywilson]

@sleazyevey May the lord have mercy on ME

[allison @aallywilson]

I should’ve listened to the warnings about Pisces men lord have mercy

[allison @aallywilson]

@lilianaaaav Lmfao that’s gold. Everything is for the plot!🫡

[allison @aallywilson]

Whenever something bad is happening to me I just think about how it would be good for an autobiography and then I feel better

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy saturday

[clintoris @clintoris]

I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list