Crash Mullins

Flake

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

@FootballCliches
I cannot believe you did a pure champions league xi and did not include Jan Venegoor of Hesselink

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

Got catfished by PSG.... embarrassing

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

@The_Beards @alancumba date night sorted

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

2019 in two tweets

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

Dunno how many more times I can hear Hamiltons race engineer say 'Get in there Lewis'...
Switch it up man
#MonacoGP

[Slava Malamud @SlavaMalamud]

I have just finished watching Episode 1 of Chernobyl on @HBO. My perspective is that of someone born and raised in the Soviet Union who has vivid memories of 1986, the catastrophe itself and how it was handled by the Soviet politicians and the state media...

[Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy]

Barcelonia get that soccer time sadness as they go lose the Lana Del Rey soccer cup 2 to 1 to some other EPL Spain side.

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Some effortless link-play from Lineker here on the night the BBC inexplicably managed to *persuade UEFA to delay the kick-off of Barcelona vs Liverpool by 10 minutes* so EastEnders viewers could find out who shot Phil Mitchell

[Michael Cox @Zonal_Marking]

Barca v Liverpool a real Euro classic, as the last two at the Nou Camp have been preceded by Craig Bellamy attacking John Riise with a golf club (2007) & the game being put back by 10mins so EastEnders viewers could find out who shot Phil Mitchell (2001 - https://t.co/LdcP32UTUC)

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

Millennial socialism..... Funny stuff!

[Nischal Schwager-Patel @Nischal_SP]

Crystal Palace admin has had a mare there

[Jamie @jmemc55]

Remember lads if her face isn’t the same colour as her neck u need to avoid

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Glentoran vs Linfield is on Sky. Or, to give it its proper name:

[@mikko @mikko]

How much is your data worth? So much that Google just paid Apple $9 billion to be the default search engine in the iPhone.

$9 billion, to get people to use a ’FREE’ search.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Dystopia: "Robots will do half of your jobs"

Utopia: "Robots will do half of your job"

[Michael Cox @Zonal_Marking]

Just marvelling at the Ajax '95 side and how their players - Edwin, Michael, Danny, Frank, Frank, Clarence, George, Edgar, Ronald, Marc, Fred, Winston, Patrick, Peter - sound like a 19th century Royal Engineers line-up

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

@Spotify get your shit together and fix your shuffle, it's pathetic

[Crash Mullins @aalnbah]

Rebic left Fiorentina for something like €1.2m this time last year for Einracht Frankfurt.. Now he's in a world cup final... Go figure!

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Pep Guardiola here, presumably asking his assistant why so many people who look like Pep Guardiola are all sat so close to each other