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What is the speed limit while in the CBD? Its sad when you find some retards driving more than 50km/h with their loud music and horns, scaring people.

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Criss-crossing Nairobi CBD during rush hours should be included in the CV. That is a skill buana.. Goal ni kutobiwa. @Ma3Route

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KPLC wameforce kenyans wakue na candle lit dinner. Itabidi tumekua romantic.

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@gabrieloguda Arsenal sasa imekufanyia nini?

[Eric @amerix]

Afrikans,

Watch this documentary.

-Pay attention at minute 44

Protect your families from crooked Western ideologies.

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Kimewaramba

[OmondiWinston @ItisWinston]

Don't say anything, Just Retweet

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Uyu si @NatalieGithinji

[Yoruba Barbie 王美 @ewameansbeauty_]

18y/o me for Andrea Iyamah✨

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Twart

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Idiots

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SGR is one of the most uncomfortable methods of transport. 🤦🏾‍♂️@Ma3Route

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Zuku na Airtel nikama ndugu wa toka nitoke. Same BS. Heri Airtel wako na Caro

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@copskenya1 I thought cops do not cry. They are hardcore

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@MaxonAiro SMH 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower There is a blackout in my apartment for two hours now. Could you kindly help acc no: 37176127654

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@TheHustlerFund how can I repay 10 cents

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@Safaricom_Care btw jana ilikua birthday yangu thought hamngenisahau like everyone else.🥹

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The fighter jets that have just passed by, scared the shit out of me… if you are in Utawala you will understand 😬😬

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@ZukuAmazing Hi, 3rd day without feedback

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@ZukuAmazing you have the worst service, I wanted to install your internet, I paid the full amount your guys came and they said you need to connect first your box in the apartment. Zuku customer care told me they will refund my money the following week.