aalsibakchod

a hyperactive hamster brain trapped in a tortoise’s body.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

#Xoloni it is guys!

[gully labs @GullyLabs]

A community-designed shoe on the global stage.
That was always the point.

@cmfbynothing x Gully Labs - Xoloni Orange.
200 pairs. One final restock.
Live on our website, one last time.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

Developers realising ki unke life main CONSOLE ki naam pe sirf CONSOLE hi hai.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

If music streaming service's annual wrap existed in 1998, then Salman's :

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

@GabbbarSingh

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

Its late November & Guys discussing their NNN wins, and you two trying hard to not laugh because your streak ended before it even began.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

@chainsmoker94 Yeh pakka thokega

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

#3IATLAS

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

Everyone giving 100 reasons not to buy Lenskart IPO, you chilling with pre-applied status.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

MAANG bharne ki umar main, MAANG main bharti hone ki prep shuru hai.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

Aur banao "leave chatgpt" wali ads

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

Aftermath of Amazon Web Services global outage.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

Aftermath of Amazon Web Services global outage.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot.

When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

POV: Google, once the 1st place you ran to, now just watching you return only when your shiny new Chat GPT/ Claude/ Perplexity hits “free limit reached.”
Funny how loyalty expire faster than tokens.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

When resources were scarce, we learned to think and became thinkers.

Now that they are abundant, we’ve learned to worry and become worriers.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

@Saniya_297 Farmers :

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Every 2000s kid seeing Google’s 27th birthday logo be like… ‘You just hit my nostalgia nerves, hard.’

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

When 20 years of school couldn’t teach English, old teachers gave homework, he gave hornwork, and somehow temptation turned into tuition.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

Indian dads realizing they exhausted data pack on WhatsApp forwards & YouTube Shorts… and it’s 04:59 pm already!

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Indians realising there’s only 30 mins left for the address :

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

PM @narendramodi will be addressing the nation at 5 PM this evening.

[aalsibakchod @aalsibakchod]

#H1BVisas