andrew

avid astros, texans, and rockets enjoyer 🥰

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent guard Marcus Smart has agreed on a two-year, $13 million deal with the Houston Rockets, plus a player option for the second season, sources tell ESPN. The former Defensive Player of the Year reunites with Ime Udoka for significant opportunity in the Rockets backcourt.

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Let go and let God.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

God always wins in the end

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

Evolving into our next chapter.

[MLB @MLB]

Yordan Alvarez rockets up to No. 1 in the latest AL MVP poll 🚀

[andrew @aalt3022]

@MashXD do that n they’ll leave you

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Silver Boot is back @daikinpark!

Don't miss your chance to win an epic MVP experience for you and three friends on Friday, 5/15! RT for a chance to win!

[andrew @aalt3022]

@SuicideChrist Loved the hats too man, had to cop one. Finally got something for a staff drop!!

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Yordan Alvarez to begin the season:

.328 AVG
.483 OBP (1st)
.731 SLG (1st)
1.214 OPS (1st)
7 HR (T-3rd)
18 BB (T-1st)
225 wRC+ (1st)
1.5 WAR (1st)

[andrew @aalt3022]

@BluebriarArts emulation 🤫

[シcal @nestagraphics]

#ChaseTheFight

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

462-FOOT HOME RUN FOR CAM SMITH 😮

(via @astros )

[MLB @MLB]

Your AL and NL Players of the Week!

Yordan Alvarez: 8-for-17 (.471 AVG), 3 HR, 8 RBI
Andy Pages: 14-for-24 (.583 AVG), 2 HR, 7 RBI

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Tatsuya Imai just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

5.2 IP | 3 H | 0 ER | 3 BB | 9 K

HOU @ ATH
That's the 31st Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,255+ unique lines on record.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team is leading the league in any of these categories after the first week of the season 👀

[andrew @aalt3022]

@suicideLEOPARD @SUICIDEBOYS @destroylonely @SHORELINEMAFIA @slimgucci59 @ShakeWell818 @G59RECORDS @drain831 @FUCKBLACKKR4Y Damn no love for HTown? 💔

[andrew @aalt3022]

@SuicideChrist Scrim why no show for Houston 😞