Alyssa Porter

just happy to be here

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@andykozyra The walk home after night shift isn’t pretty. I’ve had a few close calls

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It’s a wonder I’ve never been hit by a car 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Pretty sure I walk straighter coming home from the bar than I do walking home from night shift

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... and 3 years later here we are 😂 https://t.co/Ukp1dKAgr9

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I never notice how single I am until I play a game with a group of people and when I join it's like "oh now we have an odd number" ...

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THEY FOUND HIM nobody panic

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When your cat sitters can’t find your cat and you try not to have a heart attack and cry on NYE 😅😩 #crazycatlady

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Going out into the lights after hot yoga is pretty much the same thing as when they turn the lights on in the bar at 2am.. don’t look @ me 🙈

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Got talked into re activating twitter after 2 years and I’m very overwhelmed #SOS

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@Gelinski33 dream!

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When you forget your ID at dinner so your dad calls over the manager and convinces her you're 21 #adulting

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@BlackPplVines @KurtCreger @LindseyElice this is you whenever this song comes on 😂😂😂

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@katieennicole good luck with your finals too!!

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@katieennicole lol welcome to what I have to study for the next 3 days 😅

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So beautiful! Kelsea Ballerini brings a cancer-stricken fan to the #CMAAwards: ❤💕 https://t.co/k0shT5L9v2

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@honestlyboxey the best is when they force me to look at pictures.. I'm basically numb to awkward situations now

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If I had a dollar for every time a patient tried to set me up with their son/grandson/nephew....

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@lauren_knapke @emm_jean5 also remember that we had snooki slippers on our feet 😅

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@lauren_knapke @emm_jean5 I wonder how many hours we spent making those....

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@LindseyElice hahaha just saw this

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@kevincreger thanks kev!