la grandota

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

Seeing your own bad behaviors in other people be gagging tf out of me like oh this is what they be talking about

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

you see she packed a flat iron

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[Chrissy @Chrissy__Dee]

Nobody but God knows when a hair appointment will end.

[Big Bev ♎️ @BevTheYapper]

One thing I feel like modern music especially R&b is missing is using metaphors or similes to describe sexual experiences. Now most just sings “I wanna f*ck* straight up lol it’s cringe af. We missing the poetry 😭😭 what happen to I wanna rock with you or groove with you ??

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

… bitch wouldnt be in my man kitchen bbl’d up twirling and shit. IMMEDIATE NO!

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

Whoever did the creative direction for Rihanna VMA Vanguard performance has so many sons

[bum @BattleRapBum]

no other app produces sentences like these, I be readin shit I never read before

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

[GODDESS ❤️‍🔥 @SGiselle__]

I belong in the tropics

[Raven Smith @Raven__Smith]

Birthday parties at school where the parents didn’t know I wasn’t allowed Coca Cola

[khadija 🪐 @Keeeeeeja]

Every time a girly says she wants to be a housewife. I ask her how much her baby dad/ husband invests in her private pension they just stare blankly back at me - like I could never ask thaaaat

[sucka @suckaworld]

she haven’t even given us her beam me up scotty yet and she already jumping to va va voom.

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

I can get rid of the gut, but you’ll never be 6’3 🫵🏿

[la grandota @aamberica]

😭

[Spen Dat Shii @spenbae]

Whoever is attempting to teach my mom slang down at the job please stop… she just called me an eater in an attempt to call me a foodie..

[Angry hijabi @Angryhijabii]

u befriend a guy and a few days later he's like "i wanna talk to u abt something" please God let it be about the economy

[SHANG 🥡 @TBSHANG]

i’m one giggly ass girl, something always funny to me😭

[chase blaise @CHASEBLAlSE]

Vybz Kartel

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Idk if it’s bc I’m Caribbean but I felt so connected to the stage designed 😭 like look at my grandpa playing dominos. Representation is beautiful

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

This gotta be the most diabolical New England snow map shape I’ve ever seen