Jonjo

It’s a simulation... program oneself #ynwa

[Jonjo @aamil_lee]

Another one of my bathroom remodels 😍

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[Jonjo @aamil_lee]

Feeling to write a book

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @secr3tfiles]

Morocco need to accept this blitz by France. This is bigger than you. We are up against a satanic institution

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

First day at a new job and you hear them asking when they'll pay April Salary.

[- @AnfieldRd96]

If you think I’ll be supporting Germany because Jurgen Klopp is their manager, then you’d be absolutely spot on.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Comics Explained @comicsexplained]

Playstation: We're getting rid of physical discs.

The whole god damn world:

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Jonjo @aamil_lee]

No we don’t, we can all stop buying games!!

[Jerm 🇭🇹🇵🇸 @RevolverJerm]

Sony is currently charging $70 for God of War Ragnarok digitally. It is $32 at Wal-Mart. The game is 4 years old.

People will no longer have options after 2028 and will HAVE to go directly to Sony’s digital storefront and pay whatever PlayStation says.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

The cleaning staff after Japan got eliminated:

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[Jonjo @aamil_lee]

In the near future there’s gonna be some high profile police killing

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Kay💧 @Kaypoisson1]

The way Ronaldo will be eager to score against DR Congo tomorrow after that Messi banger, all the fans that will be behind the Goalposts should go to the stadium with Helmets

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Streets calling this the African El Clasico 😭

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40