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[amanda @aammanderz]

@AskCapitalOne I've tried signing into your website multiple times...everytime I am told that the "server can't be found".

[amanda @aammanderz]

@AskCapitalOne question! Do you guys provide balance transfers? I can't seem to find the option with my card.

[amanda @aammanderz]

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[amanda @aammanderz]

THIS IS WHY I'VE BEEN THE SAME HEIGHT SINCE THE 11TH GRADE. "@Factsionary: The hormone that makes you grow is only produced when you sleep."

[amanda @aammanderz]

Have you ever spent an entire day wanting to remove your eyes from their sockets? No?! Oh, well it's a great feeling...

[amanda @aammanderz]

I've officially traveled back in time and got myself a blackberry. Phone is so tiny, typing on a keyboard is strange but I love it. 😄

[amanda @aammanderz]

When guys that you graduated from hs with try to hit you up on POF. How about....no. 👋👀

[amanda @aammanderz]

When your mom borrows your car for 2 days and you pray that she doesn't open your console and find your pieces/weed/whatever...... #welp

[josh groban @joshgroban]

Instead of a prime time special giving Lochte more screen time for lying, how about one with the Team USA women for absolutely crushing it

[amanda @aammanderz]

@scrubblifee let me live my lifeeee

[amanda @aammanderz]

@scrubblifee lolol

[amanda @aammanderz]

Guysss. I'm totes swapping my galaxy for a blackberry next week. Done with this mind controlling smartphone shit.

[amanda @aammanderz]

But really, all I want out of life is to be able to smoke weed all of the time and have a successful knitting company.

[amanda @aammanderz]

When my credit card notifies me of a credit increase to $8,000. Like LOL STOP DOING THAT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MONEY.

[amanda @aammanderz]

My free time consists of netflix and watching girls do their makeup on YouTube and I'm not ashamed about it.

[amanda @aammanderz]

Can't wait to go home, smoke a fat joint and watch Penny Dreadful until I pass out.

[amanda @aammanderz]

I've watched the entire series of Gilmore Girls 5 times and yet the series finale never fails to make me cry. Fuck.

[amanda @aammanderz]

Seeing full on human guts on your way to New Paltz..good morning.

[amanda @aammanderz]

Oh hey Twitter. Wasss up?

[Tom Hiddleston @twhiddleston]

Absolutely devastated to hear about Anton Yelchin. He was such a gifted, natural actor & a deeply kind man. My thoughts are with his family.