Alec Handsome

see you next tuesday

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

Brb gonna go join the ceiling people

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

This is a dumb tweet

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

Tough talk for someone who still has a spare kidney

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

Not only will I gaze into the abyss, I will maintain uncomfortable eye contact

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

I’m not free February 14th (I will be kissing a tree at 120mph)

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

She Rogan on my Joe until I have an experience

[dollar signs the band @DollarSignsBand]

thanks Pfizer

[Nate Drum @natedrum8]

Motorcycles wouldn’t be as dangerous if EVERYONE rode one

[keegan @FranziaMom]

bands are always like “big things brewing 👀” and it’s always just songs or something. that’s not big things, that’s what you did last time.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

what

[lin @g0negirllll]

hysterically changed the trajectory of my life https://t.co/s4NzMPeAxC

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

Turning car batteries into fish food

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

@charity_kiss you guys make very good snow plowing music

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

Drunk driving isn’t bad. Drunk crashing is

[floptimus prime ribᵀᴹ @FireBeets]

Your honor my client pleads the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall the major lift

jury: hallelujah

[Alec Handsome @aanderzzz]

Danke Seb