aandycat

no.

[aandycat @aandycat]

everyone's all like #eatclean #getfit and i'm just like "chocolate chips for breakfast again?" #ohwell

[aandycat @aandycat]

@elonmusk obviously pointed at free speech “censorship.” parlors failure is all due to the incompetence of their tech team. don’t build your entire platform to rely on third party tooling, and AWS and whatnot if you don't want to be beholden to them. you should know that, space karen.

[aandycat @aandycat]

@realDonaldTrump ya by getting you out of office, joan rivers cheeto puff crossover lookin ass

[aandycat @aandycat]

you ever spend all day cleaning your house just so when someone comes over you can be like “sorry i didn’t have time to pick up” because same

[aandycat @aandycat]

my boss has been letting me water fake plants for almost a year 🤦🏼‍♀️

[aandycat @aandycat]

once dweebs, always dweebs......🤦🏼‍♀️💕 7 years ago vs 7 months ago

[Kara Morehart @KaraMorehart]

Hey, sorry about the mess, I have depression

[aandycat @aandycat]

we taught our husky baby to sit but he’s smart so now he does it whenever you make eye contact, no matter what he’s doing #inpursuitoffood #icanrelate

[aandycat @aandycat]

@karluizballer @Uber i just reported it but i don’t like knowing this nut has my address. this is him in a chevy equinox.

[aandycat @aandycat]

yo @Uber what the fuck

[aandycat @aandycat]

11 days until i’m reunited with my ❤️ #adventurebuddy #makingdistancefun

[aandycat @aandycat]

me: idk i just don’t feel very good think it might be heartburn
sarah: eat some pizza
#thatsnothowthisworkskiddo

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Catholics.

[aandycat @aandycat]

“i’d rather go to hell than purgatory” -sarah

[aandycat @aandycat]

my version of self care is red wine and not ready to make nice by the dixie chicks on repeat and i’m ok with that

[aandycat @aandycat]

is part of adulthood being so busy you can’t even answer your emails until 11:00 pm on a saturday night? because if so i didn’t sign up for this

[aandycat @aandycat]

being single at 25 is weird because 3/4ths of the people you know are engaged/married/have already had kids and are wildly optimistic about your love life and the other 1/4th have already given up and are incredibly nihilistic about life in general

[aandycat @aandycat]

my boss got pulled over by the edgerton police, transferred to the prairie village police and was held by the shawnee police and tbh that’s talent y’all

[aandycat @aandycat]

just heard a seventeen year old refer to a paramore shirt as vintage and tbh i’ve never felt so old

[aandycat @aandycat]

went to the mall for jeans, left with comfort food and low self esteem #dressingroommirrors