Andy Lane

Private Chef, Musician, and Alternative Music Enthusiast

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Have you gone to the . Grocery store lately? Noticed how expensive deli meats & maybe little treats and trinkets are? But then you see "gabagrool" & other Italian cuts twice as expensive,,big hairy armed guido wearing stained wife beater shirt filling up his cart? US GOVERNMENT IS GIVING DAGOS BENEFITS AND THEY BUY IT UP ON YOUR TAX DOLLARS,,then their woppish wife pops out five or maybe ten more little dagos,,more benefits! THEN THE CYCLE CONTINUES. Fix this. NOW. !!! Today I made an apple crisp,,I used granny smith. Tart but hold their shape in the oven. Brown sugar on top. Delicious little treat! Try with cream or maybe ice cream if you are feeling portly. Yum!

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

Why do men's underwear multipacks seem to always have a bright orange pair?

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

They call them mission figs because my mission is to eat the figs

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@adalluch David Brown of Brown Immigration Law based in Lincoln, NE is above reproach in terms of character, professionalism, and results — as a Canadian-American he definitely leans a bit left, but does not let his own views get in the way of doing good work. https://t.co/GZgrQ3bAh4

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@wykrhm Falcons' last series, vs Tidebound, ran something like 3hrs25min, more than twice the game time of the Bo5 grand finals of TI4. Will they outdo themselves in this match vs Spirit?

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@VoxyTwitch Take your time, you can do it.

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

Memorizing where the automatic light triggers are in the work bathrooms so that I can fake "clapping on" the lights.

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@SaffronOlive https://t.co/kULWPBGoyp
The double Gamble by Carl in this match to avoid discarding the Karakas was so high IQ that I had to watch it three times to figure out what he even did.

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

man MTG is so much fun i wish i was remotely good at it

[lindsay 🩷 @fxreignersgod]

you may listen to hozier but i listen to him in a much more greek mythology romantic metaphorical hipster silica gel packet way than you ever will

[Wykrhm Reddy @wykrhm]

wen wer u when iron talon is back?
i was at house eating dorito when patch
"Iron Talon is back"
"yes"

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

so sick of my opponents killing all of my creatures and countering all of my spells. it’s like they don’t want me to win at all

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

Andrew Hozier-Byrne: hey guys it's been five years since my album so here's a deluxe version with a new song and some live tracks :)

Taylor Alison "The Music Industry" Swift: I said I wrote 16 songs but I actually wrote 31 fuck your sleep schedule *spits in your mouth*

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Brutus tonight. You can put as many as you want but he'll only et two. #ides #IdesOfMarch #caesar #juliuscaesar #brutus

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@itsJulian23 CoCo, Oko, Bonecrusher Giant, The Great Henge, the evoke elementals and Esper Sentinel, the Companions, the Eldrazi Titans

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@konkykaty Yeah that's fair

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@MrJoshV8 @SaffronOlive It's not a triggered effect but a conditional on the celebration effect being active, so if 2 or more permanents haven't etb this turn then SBA checks will turn him back into the 3/3 human.

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@VoxyTwitch @VoxyTwitch it's only a bug if you play as a weaselfolk, hope this helps!

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@VoxyTwitch That's the weasel tunneler girl!

[Andy Lane @aandylane]

@VoxyTwitch I'm sure it also helps if he randomly adds cards to your hand or sets the cost of a 2-cost card to 5.