pazta

imagine the loudest person u know. but louder...

[pazta @aantonnellapaz]

@tanamongeau Bryce, ur in a hall lot of trouble

[hunter @3gpmh]

it would be really nice to have some happiness that doesn’t turn out to be a horrible lesson at the end

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Give him 10 minutes with my sister in a room unmedicated and he’ll want SSRIs pumped into our drinking water.

[user @user84829272]

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

You need to be side quest maxxing. Get your pilots license. Get scuba certified. Go sky diving. Get your coastal cruising certificate. Become a sommelier. Get every niche / pointless certificate & license you can.

[alondra @alondramaren]

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

about to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of

[al bedazzle @_YOUNGBABY_]

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[angel 6 @shegotiton]

u be talking to somebody and theyll be like yea my parents didnt let me watch spongebob

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

damn, why free speech lowkey fell off ….

[Mrs. PrettyASF ᥫ᭡⟡ @crystalbaee1]

whoever in the graphic tee lab.. please give Aaliyah, Tupac, Selena, & Ice Cube a REST

[☁︎˖ ࣪⊹ @everytimh]

when you’re singing along to ari until she hits a high note or starts belting and you literally just have to be quiet

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

dressing slutty is fun til you gotta stop at the gas station before the function 😭😭😭

[Rams @ramenrams]

I love when a man is my plus 1 to an event, like let’s go baby you rolling with the big dawg tonight

[rabo @dumbnormal]

Taking a $49 Lyft to the airport rn. Thinking about getting a $32 club sandwich and a $15 beer when I get there. Maybe grab a $9 bag of Chex mix for the flight

[B ♡ @biancaa_molina]

yall pushing 30 talking ab black out wednesday