I faked my death today and caught my wife and best friend celebrating my murder.
I AM WATCHING MY WIFE CELEBRATE MY DEATH
I am currently lying on my bed stone cold. My wife is standing over me on the phone with her mother. She is smiling.
"Yes Ma," she just said. "The idiot is finally dead."
She thinks the poison worked. She has no idea I am wide awake and listening to every word.
"Gather the documents," her mother told her. "The house papers, the cars, the bank details. Then start crying and call the neighbors."
I watched through half-closed eyes as the woman I married three years ago started looting our room. I sent her abroad for her Masters. I gave her everything. Now she is stepping over my body to find property deeds.
But she didn't know I was ten steps ahead.
I found out about the plot yesterday when I came home early and heard her planning it. "He will die tomorrow," her mother had said. "Put it in his juice."
So today I was ready. When she brought the poisoned juice I swapped the glass while she wasn't looking. Then I gave the performance of a lifetime. I clutched my stomach, hit the floor, and played dead.
She checked my pulse, laughed, and spat on my face.
"I thought you were superman," she mocked.
Then she made one last call that broke me completely.
"Hello sweetheart," a male voice answered. "The idiot is gone."
I knew the voice. It was my best friend. My best man. The guy I trusted with my life. He was in on it too.
"Good," he said. "Start crying. I'm coming over."
She packed the documents, fixed her makeup, said "Rest in Peace" to my fake corpse, and walked out to start screaming fake tears for the neighbors.
The second the door closed I sat up. I grabbed the hidden camera I planted earlier. I took the documents back. I climbed out the window and vanished into the night.
She is inside crying over an empty bed right now waiting for my best friend. I am legally dead to them but I am watching. The war has just begun.
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‼️BREAKING: My amendment to withhold 100% of U.S. aid to Nigeria until its government stops the slaughter of Christians has PASSED.
American taxpayers should NEVER bankroll governments that turn a blind eye while Christians are abducted, tortured, and murdered.
No more wasteful foreign aid!
"With the way this government is going, I may not even be alive to contest the 2027 election. Every single thing I do for a living, this government is deliberately frustrating. I face frustration every day. They recently locked my car at the airport."
—NDC presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi
Worsening Leadership Crisis in the Country Now Evident
The ultimate cost of uncompassionate leadership, as evident in the country today, is turning citizens’ frustration into deep, volatile resentment. It is even more traumatising when the leader presiding over that collapse demonstrates clear incapacity and a lack of compassion.
The government and people of Oyo State, more than 50 days after the abduction of the schoolchildren without any tangible effort toward their rescue, should rightly feel bitter and abandoned.
Since this unfortunate incident, I have spoken publicly about it twice, including appealing directly to the kidnappers to release the children. I also called the Governor twice to assure him of my solidarity, understanding that this issue is not just an Oyo problem but a Nigerian tragedy.
On Friday, July 3, I decided to travel to Ibadan with Prof. Pat Utomi to express solidarity with the Governor, as more than 50 days had elapsed without the rescue of the children and with numerous others still being held captive across the country.
During our two-hour meeting, I shared my experience in addressing insecurity as Governor of Anambra State. I recalled how President Olusegun Obasanjo, and later Presidents Umaru Musa Yar’Adua and Goodluck Jonathan, would personally call us several times whenever we faced major security challenges.
But, to my utmost shock, I discovered that, contrary to my assumption that they had been in regular communication over the matter, Governor Seyi Makinde had not received a single call from President Bola Tinubu.
I remember the only case of a school kidnapping during President Goodluck Jonathan’s era - the Chibok girls. It drew local and international attention. Even though the security agencies provided almost daily updates on their efforts, Nigerians and the rest of the world were outraged that it took President Jonathan over two weeks to call the then State chief Executive.
I vividly recall that the current President, Bola Tinubu, led a team of vocal critics who called for President Jonathan’s immediate resignation over the incident, citing his delay in calling the state governor. That call for IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION should actually be the case in this matter.
Today, under President Tinubu, there have been more than 13 school kidnappings, yet the President has found it difficult to call the affected state’s chief executive after more than 50 days (over 7 weeks). This is outrageous. I suspect the same may also have been the case in other school kidnapping incidents.
I cannot imagine any issue more important than the lives of our kidnapped children, their teachers, and the many other Nigerians being held captive across the country. It is now an indisputable fact that governance has completely collapsed under this administration.
The situation reflects a total lack of capacity and compassion, compounded by glaring insensitivity.
Amid such an apparent display of incompetence, the President should either resign or, at the very least, abstain from seeking re-election for the sake of our dear country. This call is patriotic, not political. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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