Aaron Hartzler

Author of Rapture Practice & What We Saw. Feminist homo. He/Him. Repeal the 2nd amendment! Love cake, rollercoasters, and @branthawk.

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

@PaulRudnickNY Of all of the writing of your entire life (and I have read or watched pretty much every single jot and tittle, sir) this lone tweet made me cackle so loudly that I woke both my husband and the dog. Thank you for your service.

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

Today’s required reading:

[BBQ Dom @BBQDom]

Patrick Mahomes is all of us #KCRoyals

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

The @Chiefs & @Royals both won tonight, on the first time in history they’ve ever played on the same day, and hearing Arrowhead stadium do the Let’s Go Royals Let’s Go chant brought a tiny tear to the eye of this Kansas City boy. #ChiefsKingdom #BeRoyalKC

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

"I think the American people want better than that. I think the American people want better than [gestures at Trump with disgust]... this." — Harris

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

does Trump think debate is like Telephone where the goal is to make it impossible to tell what the question was

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

david muir you look so beautiful when you live fact check

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

really glad i came back in time for #Debate2024

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump has no plan for you.

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[Ishmael @ishcontent]

Side bar…her mug is everything and these shoulder pads are lethal. Give her her things right now. 🤌🏾 #Debate2024

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Is this old man talking about people eating cats? What is happening?

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

Trump is like, but a man went on television and made a claim someone ate his dog… you are telling me a man can just go on the tv and LIE???

[marv @mvn_dn]

If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

This, too: https://t.co/K7SiiDHJEM

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

REQUIRED LISTENING:

https://t.co/bsFaSlNNNa

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

@BBCWorld Listening to your feed in the US right now and the anti-semetic craziness you’re broadcasting is insane. If Hamas weren’t using children and women as human shields there wouldn’t be this many people dead in this conflict.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

more questions for potential jurors https://t.co/zkkla7aeWO

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

@petridishes Yuuuuuuus.

[Aaron Hartzler @aaron007]

@alloveranthony Incredible. Brilliant. Every episode a race to see who could cry first. Sally, Calista, or Rachel???