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allahu akbar

[Don Pera 🇪🇸🍐⚽🏈 @DonPera_Esp]

El Mossad tiene un departamento dedicado exclusivamente a que ninguna mujer me mire así nunca

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

my dentist told me she's gonna give me straight teeth 👀👀👀

[𝙔ᴰᴰ🦇 @Utd_Y14]

Try 5 years 11 months and 14 days without Robert Pattinson’s batman.

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

Bro packa punchin the blunt 💀💀

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Who does lil bro think he is💀

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Any bitch with this cut hit me up

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

“AI is gonna take your job”

I’d like to see AI mix a shitty batch of concrete and tell the apprentice to secretly bury it in the homeowner’s garden

[Braves Stash 🇺🇸 @BravesStash]

The damn gas stations need to fix their prices as quick as they ran them up.

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Topuria dated a whore from Miami who left him - GOT KO'D

Demetrious Johnson stayed loyal to his wife for 20 years - GOT KO'd

Conor married his highschool sweetheart - got KO'd

Only person that NEVER LOST is JON JONES who beats women

Lessons in there.

[As Shopped As It Gets @AsShopped]

They should have shot Hasbulla out of a canon over the White House

#UFCWhiteHouse

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Me pretending to look for my wallet until someone says 'I'll pay'

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels to spend more than $5

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

I wish she release those two orbs so we can see’em

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

MANAGER: ARE YOU WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?

ME: I'M HARD WHILE I'M WORKING

MANAGER:

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

When you tell a girl to shut up and she says “make me”….does she want dick or a right hook?