Aaron Almeda

Party at work.....and work at a party...

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

@DoorDash These wages are absolutely absurd! Also your GPS IS CRAP! get on @UberEats level. Stressing me out.

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

@UberEats and ain’t forgetting your red headed cousin @DoorDash ,start paying your employees livable wages...no one trying to drive 10 miles for 4 bucks. #gtfo

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

Retwist this if you’d listen to my standup comedy...gave @Dantethecomic the other night a Uber ride to a show and he gave me the confidence to just do it! Also he had a killer set! #takingnotes

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

*writes a paragraph deletes it... #twitterlifevent

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

So is twitter where you just vent your frustrations with life and politics? Y’all on a sick one.

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

@imaIilugly Man,you being creepy! Tell that girl to hop in the shower like a normal person.

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

@ParvulaRosa @QualiaRedux Break the law in what sense?

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

“Could you see me then
Under a curtain
Of a half smile
I was halfway to certain
Could I really know then like I know now.”

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Back to business as usual over here.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

#sipthekoolaid2020

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

Tweet tweet 2020,I’m on this bitch full time now. #newyearnewtweets

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

I've had to much to think.

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

Synchcronicitys can fuck right the fuck off!!!

[Ava @lanche]

you aren’t Skate 4

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

@Grey_Glove I'm here to fuck shit up.

[Aaron Almeda @aaron_almeda]

Tweet tweet up on this hoe?🤔