aaron jesson

Not today satan. Not today.

[aaron jesson @aaron_jesson]

Just watched Eastenders for the first time in a while. So it seems to be a gathering of the old failed actors / actresses / characters, surrounded by some cringeworthy child characters (that to be fair have more charisma). Kat and Alfie have a deal with Uber for the return fares!

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Not to be contentious, I love a bit of the circle, but some of these are FAR too enthusiastic. Too much hand clapping, incorrect pronunciation of ‘route’ and repeating of sentences. Oh and the noise level. Too many outside voices!!

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@PopCrave I’ve have had it with these mother f-ing snakes on this mother f-ing plane!

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@TheBiancaDelRio ‘I don't see what all of the fuss is about. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania’

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@ogbellafahmi Hear hear sista. #YOUGETAFWB

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@PopCrave I swear I thought this was a group of @AvaMax lookalikes! Doesn’t anyone else see it? Ava - it comes from love, it’s a good look!

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@katya_zamo The end is nigh! 😱

[aaron jesson @aaron_jesson]

When looking for a mattress topper for your bed. I know see the traps we allow ourselves to fall into unwittingly. Probably best to rephrase that ‘how big is your standard top’. I mean I never saw google being so progressive to be honest. #goodtoknow

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@JSilverstone12 With that photo you’d should probably just stick to the Britannia #thirst

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@ItsScarlettBobo Hmmmm sounds suspect

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@semadivad You lick it out of the oyster shell? That’s the issue here. #primitive #thirsty #intrigued

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#NewProfilePic

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@Bhytes1

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@jcpvineyard I thought I heard a whistle in the wind….thoughts, Snow White is back at it again!

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@monetxchange I’m wondering why it’s not already being made?!

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@whatneildid Come closer so I can get a better look

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@briandecosta What are we throwing up and where?!….😱

[aaron jesson @aaron_jesson]

@_riks_tweets_ Jeeez. You need to try something different, organise a private driver, who waits around whilst you ‘pleasure’ these ‘gentlemen’…they should give you the money to pay for the lift back, you obviously taking some of it for yourself. Lets brainstorm a career that does…oh..wait..👀

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@JunoBirch

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