I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.
Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.
My wife says, "Get it out."
I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.
The children back into the hallway.
I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.
Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.
When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.
Anyway, that's Western migration policy.
I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world
@UofLouisiana If only we had someone who started for us this year, even on Fridays perhaps….oh wait our head coach is the only person in the world who can’t see Pruitt is not a freaking reliever!!!
He just flipped his grilled cheese.
The first side is golden, crisp, and perfect.
Now, send him a text message to distract him for a few moments.
Perfect, now the other side is charcoal.
how it used to feel after spending 7 hours to fix a CSS issue where “z-index not working because parent created stacking context with transform” before the great ai revolution
@Autch14 Robert Flores tried to grill me on here a couple years ago for saying this exact thing.
When anyone with two eyes can see that’s exactly the case.
So here is my 2 cents on a certain pitcher that has been struggling bad for us. You can fix mechanics all you want. The real problem stems from the body language on the mound. When you’re slamming the rosin bag, ignoring your teammates, throwing the ball hard towards….cont
@Not_RonGuidry It’s okay man. Once they start clicking at the same time as the lineup then we’re gonna be hard to beat. Deggs said so. Plenty of season left