Aaron Mire

Geaux Cajuns🌶️

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@geauxnick Worst part about it is that he went to South Alabama…

[Nick Domingue @geauxnick]

Let’s keep these guys at Louisiana.

https://t.co/woZjK76aLb

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@herrmannator39 Agree but also we are serving it up on a platter

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@JFitzTV @RaginCajunsBSB To be fair, it’s all over but the crying

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@UofLouisiana If only we had someone who started for us this year, even on Fridays perhaps….oh wait our head coach is the only person in the world who can’t see Pruitt is not a freaking reliever!!!

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@thecajundude Always always always pulls the pitcher too late. Inexcusable.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

He just flipped his grilled cheese.

The first side is golden, crisp, and perfect.

Now, send him a text message to distract him for a few moments.

Perfect, now the other side is charcoal.

[Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns® Baseball @RaginCajunsBSB]

Blaze Rodriguez = #𝗪𝗲𝗯𝗚𝗲𝗺 💎 machine ... you have your No. 1 play of the night @ESPNAssign

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#GeauxCajuns | #WaterHoseBoys | #SCTop10 | #D1Top10

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@thecajundude Soft ABs

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@RaginCajunsBSB

[spidey @lochan_twt]

how it used to feel after spending 7 hours to fix a CSS issue where “z-index not working because parent created stacking context with transform” before the great ai revolution

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@Autch14 Robert Flores tried to grill me on here a couple years ago for saying this exact thing.

When anyone with two eyes can see that’s exactly the case.

[JudiceInnTriviaQuestion @Not_RonGuidry]

So here is my 2 cents on a certain pitcher that has been struggling bad for us. You can fix mechanics all you want. The real problem stems from the body language on the mound. When you’re slamming the rosin bag, ignoring your teammates, throwing the ball hard towards….cont

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@RaginCajunsBSB @DudleyDeBosier

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@Not_RonGuidry https://t.co/dtEHuVzAVN

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

A certain Cajuns pitcher every single outing

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

A certain Cajuns pitcher every single outing

[Aaron Mire @aaron_mire]

@Not_RonGuidry It’s okay man. Once they start clicking at the same time as the lineup then we’re gonna be hard to beat. Deggs said so. Plenty of season left

[Leader of MEN @CNN_90]

Russini husband on the couch watching her cheer too hard when the Patriots would score