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i wrote the music in vsauce videos

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yes sir, i have seen the key and peele sketch, and yes i have been called a-a-ron before, would u like paper or plastic ?

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@aclevin02 hi ladies

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@aclevin02 *orthodontist’s assistant

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#BREAKING

@NYGovCuomo has just announced updated COVID-19 regulations:
“It is now safe for vaccinated New Yorkers to chew gum in the shower,” stated the NY governor in a recent press conference. “Unvaccinated individuals are still required to chew gum before or after showering.”

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@cowbellgoddess college is the greatest scam the u.s. has ever produced

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@cowbellgoddess hey :-)

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retweeting this bc it didn’t get enough love

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my name is h.g. labia, attorney at law. i know first hand how it feels to lay an egg. let me fight for you.

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HAHA if only i KNEW

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holy fuck i am so sick of the word, coronavirus

[ST. CECILIA @aaron_schapiro]

i hope @realDonaldTrump is crying and pissing his pants and there’s like that snot bubble that toddlers have and then he shits his pants :-)

[ST. CECILIA @aaron_schapiro]

your 3rd @ has to send me $10

venmo: schapiro-aaron
cashapp: aaronschapiro

please i’m so broke

[ST. CECILIA @aaron_schapiro]

@itsmpaige @trishaapare @mccarterkait16 😖😖😖 we’re gonna have a thousand sleepovers next semester

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the language used by gen x’ers to comment on other gen x’ers’ facebook posts is such a strange subset of english

[ST. CECILIA @aaron_schapiro]

@aclevin02 : “adjectives are action words right ?”

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why the fuck do bottles of water at restaurants cost money but a cup of water is free. it’s both just water, drank from a plastic container that you’re gonna throw away after

[ST. CECILIA @aaron_schapiro]

bob evans please touch my balls

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3’2”

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everyones communist until that tax refund comes in

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@aclevin02 and i are gonna raise our kids latino

[ST. CECILIA @aaron_schapiro]

judge judy ? more like judge tutti frutti

[madi @itsmpaige]

no one:

my head: ~~~I SEE YOU AT THE MOOOOOVIES~~~