Aaron Allston

Science fiction and fantasy novelist. Texan. Punster. Pain in the ass.

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

I head off to VisionCon (Branson, MO) in just a few hours! Details at http://t.co/n8nDovfNY7.

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

(Heard around the house) Luray: "Come upstairs. We're going to watch the biathlon." Me: "In a minute. I'm in the biathroom."

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

Denis: "I'm going out to do some crimes." Me: "Big crimes?" Denis: "No, petty crimes." Me: "Like egging a taco stand?" Denis: "Yeah."

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

Just realized my name is an anagram for "a Satan roll-on." But what does it mean? I'm the Devil's deodorant? Mitchum for Mephistopheles?

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

Here at ChupacabraCon, day 2, selling books and having a good time.

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

Gadget fans: Here's a cool gadget. I want one. http://t.co/uqoUlqNzCJ

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

Soon to head off to ChupacabraCon (Austin TX, http://t.co/vmJ1WreWVO). Hope to see some of you there. My schedule: http://t.co/n8nDovwR07.

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

(Heard around the house:) Sean: "Imagine being in the Super-Soldier Program and you're the one who gets the placebo." Yeah, that would suck.

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

(3 of 3) Guests include Ernie Cline, Jeff Dee, Aaron de Orive, Diesel LaForce, many more.

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(2 of 3) I'll have a dealer's room table, will be on panels, and will demo a science fiction RPG. My schedule: http://t.co/WvjyYcnipg

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

(1 of 3) Central Texas gamers! I'll be appearing at ChupacabraCon (Austin, TX) this weekend. (http://t.co/vmJ1WreWVO) Start 2014 with a con!

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

Why, again, don't I have god-like powers with which to smite bad people? ... Oh, yeah, because I'd abuse those powers. All the damned time.

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

.@Jean_Marie_Ward - I'm looking forward to yours in #AthenasDaughters. Fingers crossed for those remaining stretch goals.

[Jean_Marie_Ward @Jean_Marie_Ward]

Athena's Daughters is in its final hours, and we have so many wonderful goals yet to meet--more free stories by... http://t.co/W1QasBMrLf

[Gail Z. Martin @GailZMartin]

Why fund #AthenasDaughters @kickstarter? Bonus antho Apollos Daughters w @MikeStackpole @gryphonrose @aaronallston http://t.co/FhaV3ZEdGz

[Gail Z. Martin @GailZMartin]

#AthenasDaughters author @fangirlcantina has a new novel out--ties into her antho story! Details: http://t.co/QhqvaYis9W

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Watch Tor Books author @MaryRobinette perform "The Jabberwocky" with her awesome Sesame Street-level puppet skills http://t.co/onHQg1fqXL

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@JanineSpendlove - Just a dose of morning snark. <g>

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

New term from the Allston glossary - a relentless assault on your sensibilities by ineffective, daffy people: ditzkrieg.

[Aaron Allston @aaronallston]

Only $89 more pledge dollars and Apollo's Daughters will have an all-new cover by @Joe_Corroney and Brian Miller. (http://t.co/FKaXbyDDMc)