Aaron Burns

Father, Husband, Farmer, Filmmaker, Angel Investor, Founder: @twetchapp, @21e8ltd, @ordinalswallet

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@GarandThumb1 Mine.

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@Tree_of_Logic @OwenBenjamin you gotta see this one. 🤣🤣🤣

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

He’s always looking out for us

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@TheAhmadOsman The future is local

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

The future is local

[Ahmad @TheAhmadOsman]

DANGEROUS STUFF

> over 20 million ChatGPT conversations
> are now evidence... a judge just ordered
> OpenAI to hand them over in a lawsuit

if anything ever screamed

> Buy a GPU
> run your AI locally
> protect your damn data

it’s this right here

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@secretjuice_69 @gucceCU You said Shedeur. I didn’t. I was talking about gambling.

[@amuse @amuse]

FLASHBACK: US taxpayers, through state and federal Medicaid dollars, unwittingly help bankroll a Somali paramilitary force led by a former refugee-turned-warlord in Maine. Abdullahi Ali, a Somali-American living in Portland, has openly admitted to raising millions to arm and equip fighters in Somalia. At the same time, he was receiving millions in public funds through MaineCare, Maine’s Medicaid program, to run a for-profit agency serving Somali immigrants in the state.

[Harry Bergeron (thule-shop.com) @Tysenberg]

Black doctor with a durag smoking a cigar backwards and reading your chart upside down before trying to put a stethoscope up your ass groyper

[UNCLE HOTEP 🤡🌍 @UncleHotep]

Whitlock in that quarter zip already leveling up

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

We are so fucking back

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

WOW: Actress Halle Berry STUNNED the crowd at Wednesday’s New York Times DealBook Summit by NUKING California Governor Gavin Newsom.

“Back in my great state of California, my very own governor, Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row. But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either. Just saying.”

*Crowd Gasps*

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@TonyPeric Japanese love tiers. They just remove luxuries from a product until it reaches a price point that is well below their next tier, that way it won’t interfere with their middle and top tiers.

Honda:
Civic, Accord, Acura
Toyota:
Corolla, Camry, Lexus

4-cylinder trucks are coming.

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Crowder is like “would you jerk me off or am I too old?”
“No. Wait, you have any cat ears?”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Ford to launch new less expensive vehicles in the US because of President Trump rescinding Biden regulations, per CEO.

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Milwaukee guys hate dewalt guys and dewalt guys can’t stand Milwaukee guys but they really hate bi-deck-uals like me. They both consider it pure reprobate nihilism. But we can all agree that ryobi guys belong in prison

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@TheOnlyDSC

[Alex @65yOld_man]

The money was so good back then you could have 4 families

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@VinnysCorner1 Warren Moon

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

Slop City, USA

[itsallphoenix @itsallphoenix2]

I guess they’re really going thru with it..

[Aaron Burns @AaronBurns]

@Jacobtheclipper @FastbreakHoops5 Why does he look exactly like soulja boy in this picture? 🤣