Aaron Cael

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[Aaron Cael @aaroncael]

#wakeupsheeple

[Aaron Cael @aaroncael]

Oh hey look, Twitter is still there. I keep hearing about it every time I accidentally see old person television news.

[yan @bcrypt]

TIL grey parrots are amazing https://t.co/vnrZtGh0ok

[donni saphire @donni]

When they came for the mimes, I said nothing, as that is their custom

[Brian Garthwaite @firewouldburn]

One hell of a backhanded compliment, @carlzimmer. https://t.co/Gt9jdiWBIr

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Growing up they told us that every single person was special, but I feel like the only ones who really believe that are golden retrievers.

[nani @pettyblackgirI]

-"Is it because I'm ugly?"
-"Yeah, it is"
honestly, this video had me screaming.

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

alt right = nazis
alt left = podcasts
alt center = lose elections and make listicles https://t.co/GyVpg8avaY

[Kathleen Ndongmo @KathleenNdongmo]

Cameroon's #BidoungChallenge has left me in stitches. A govt minister greeted the president 'too respectfully', it's now a national meme. 😂😂

[Aaron Cael @aaroncael]

@historyinflicks oh my god, Shaver Mystery references are the best references

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

It's me the guy who changed someone's political views by showing that they were being hypocritical. I live on the moon and eat moon rocks.

[The Hill @thehill]

Rand Paul: I'll block Bolton if he's nominated to secretary of State
https://t.co/y3edjDw7qw

[JLJ @jameslucasjones]

Time Magazine: Ha ha. We'll give him devil horns. It'll be subversive.
Teen Vogue: THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR SUBTLETY. THIS COUNTRY IS ON FIRE. https://t.co/2FMuwe00A1

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

dude yells "rigged!" all summer and we all ignored the deathless maxim that could have spared us: he who smelt it, dealt it

[Aaron Cael @aaroncael]

Please read through this thread https://t.co/umRm1kMhmN

[David Leonhardt @DLeonhardt]

A few decades ago, 92% of Americans earned more than their parents had.

Today, 50% do.

https://t.co/8TYMy482xT

[Editing TheGrayLady @nyt_diff]

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