Aaron Colbert

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

Just wanna sit around a campfire and have those “why do we exist” convos already

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

I cannot in the slightest bit fathom why people turn to these celebrities with the world’s problems. Especially when the people you look to aren’t even qualified or educated on the topic to begin with. I don’t see why it matters whatsoever what KSI or Lebron or Taylor Swift thinks about American or global politics. Perfect response @KSI

[Japtej Ghura @japtejghura]

A man who influences millions, laughing and completely uneducated about one of the most important situations in the world right now.

Embarrassing.

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

Who’s the scammer now?

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

The right and left should separate into 2 separate countries for 1 decade and see who can do it better. The funny part is that both places would be absolute shit holes at the end of it.

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

The United States should never have worked this long. Too many different types of people with different ideologies. We absolutely shoulda been 50 separate countries, just like the EU, but they knew tying us all together would make for a strong military and lot of tax money.

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@alexcolbert01 Don’t let Elon catch wind of that, them things will be programmed to find your ass, crosswalk or not

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

You’re definitely getting smacked by a Tesla

[Alex Colbert @alexcolbert01]

I don’t even look for cars when i cross the street anymore i just listen for a car and hope for the best

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@alexcolbert01 And I’ll make sure to spend some of it on your funeral

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

I think it’s so funny how people who understand things the least always have the loudest opinions

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@alexcolbert01 No doubt

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

If you’re company can afford to just not open on Sundays then you can afford to give me a few extra sauces

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@alduminn I try so hard to see black and blue and can’t

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@alexcolbert01 📠

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

I don’t know if anybody else ever picked him up but I’ve literally gotten the “my b I fell asleep” after sitting outside his house for 30 minutes

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

If I hear a single “I haven’t ____ since last year” joke tomorrow, you’re getting reported and blocked

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

It’s about to be the 21st year of the 21st century, no better time than now to get fucked up

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

I go out of my way to park on snow piles

[Jeep @Jeep]

Tell us you drive a Jeep SUV without telling us you drive a Jeep SUV.

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@alexcolbert03 calls Aki and places orders so often that not only do they know it’s him when they answer the phone and know his order, they also say “bye love you” before they hang up

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@maura_skelley @_Bryce_Denny_ So then overtime their company in the non-renewable energy will slowly die out due to no growth from not hiring but their investment in renewable energy will only grow so they really won’t lose out

[Aaron Colbert @AaronColbert_]

@maura_skelley @_Bryce_Denny_ Remain operating at the level they’re at now but then have huge Federal incentives To start investing in creating solar companies, windmill manufacturing, and so on