Aaron Smyth

I think this was my "professional" / academic account once upon a time? I dunno, maybe find me @ExclamationA instead.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker My H1B-holding roommate’s H1B-holding sister and H1B-holding brother-in-law just moved to Toronto for this reason.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker In-unit laundry is the greatest of all conveniences - and also a health issue these days! I’m guessing < 50% of people wear a mask in their communal laundry room (esp if no one else is around).

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker There is no ethical employment under capitalism. Everyone is culpable in a capitalist system of oppression.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@itskimonawhim @Reeeeeeeeeese Omg hasn’t thought of that! If the latter, then absolutely blue pill. There is no sum of money on earth that would make me want to be a member of Gen Z.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@itskimonawhim @Reeeeeeeeeese If you went back to age 10 with nothing but the knowledge of the future performance of the stock market (and in particular FAANG), and invested accordingly, I bet you (and your whole family!) could amass $50M faster than 45.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@itskimonawhim I would probably watch a movie called the Sharktank Redemption tbh.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker Fortunately you forgot the “Miz” so no one will ever hear your desperate cries into the darkness.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker I would vote early and often for any candidate that is not Aaron Peskin if I could.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@itskimonawhim 😂😏😴😢🙌🏼😱

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker “Conservation camps” is some risky branding; you’re only two syllables away from disaster with that one...

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker @alfred_twu #Prop22 😂🤣

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@cameron_parker Tbh I didn’t realize you were a fan. Let us discuss over a cocktails soon! xx

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker WHAT! I have been preaching the gospel of this album for MONTHS - and had tickets to the tour last month (before it got COVID-canceled).

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker Just when I’m starting to like this city, I read threads like this and revert back to, “Nope, let the earthquakes come!”

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker Particularly, ahem, this platform right a-here.

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@cameron_parker I don’t know if you’ve lost your job recently or where you’ve gotten all this free time to sift dirt for gems 24/7, but I’m so glad my feed is literally just your posts and reposts at this point.

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@cameron_parker Holy smokes, hard same!

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@cameron_parker I’d prefer a blanket ban on Chesa Boudin, but I suppose this is as good a start as any...

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@cameron_parker @d00v I swear to god sometimes you two just need to get a room

[Aaron Smyth @aaroncsmyth]

@d00v I have definitely fantasized about the myriad ways in which I will be petty in my will. Maybe I should get a head start while we’re still in quarantine time.