Aaron esparza

I'm banking on my boy Marshall to make it big and support me for the rest of my life

[🥤 @witticismking]

Them hands would be fire in a pottery class shit

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

@trvisXX bro chill I still haven’t even got my mc Donald’s merch and you’re already on to PlayStation

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Highlight of the Super Bowl.

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

@JLo show more cheeks #nfl #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIV #SuperBowl2020

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Trump has been impeached.

The front-runners for the NFL MVP are a black quarterback and a white running back.

The Warriors are the worst team in the NBA.

What a time to be alive.

[yg @YG]

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

I hate when I eat a pepperoni pizza @hotpockets and there’s no pepperoni in it I always just eat deeper and deeper and get more disappointed with every bite

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

Ellie’s Lowley the biggest whore in the house

[THECHOSEN1 @sneakerhead603]

If we ain’t spoke in a minute know it’s still all love ❤️

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

I just nicked myself while shaving my balls it hurts so bad

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

@_am808 So fire

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

@G_Eazy I need some new music for the summer trying to help ?

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

I was just fucking wth Ellie using a glass door ... 5 minutes later I walked into that same glass door...

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

I’m sorry if these encounters seem redundant... but they’re all true & this just happened.
Sitting at gate, guy recognizes me, walks over & says hello.
Guy next to me: “you’re Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Him: “I have seen any recent pictures of you. You’ve gotten older.”
Me: it happens

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Guy approaches me while standing in line at coffee shop in Cancún.
Him: my friend says you are a famous person. Is that true?
Me: that depends on your definition of fame
Him: will you show up on Google if I search your name?
Me: yes
Him (typing into phone): you are Tony Stark?

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk”
Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list
Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

How have they not made adult size capri sun yet?

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

Miguel loves boobies

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

If anyone could tell me how I got from Portsmouth to Dover last night that’d be huge

[Aaron esparza @aaronesparza2]

Has anyone else never seen a pregnant Asian? Like you only see them with a bunch of babies never actually pregnant