Aaron

Primarily sports-related tweets. 🏀🏈⚾️⚽️⛳️🎾🏓🏒

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude got beat so hard that he has to go on national tv 6 years later and yap and cry like a bitch about it

[Aaron @aarongsmitty]

@32and0game

[Aaron @aarongsmitty]

@32and0game Took me about an hour but I like how challenging this is. Much harder than 82-0. Can you add in players from pre 2000s?

[Aaron @aarongsmitty]

@georgewrighster Managed to do it with Gilbert Arenas

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one.

And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby

Ok.

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

Ravens WR Zay Flowers on John Harbaugh’s practices in Baltimore

“Full pads all the time. However many practices in pads you can get, every single one. We’re doing 1-on-1s Week 17…Low-key, that’s why we had a lot of injuries. Because of how we practiced”

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

OH MY GOODNESS 😱

UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE

#MarchMadness

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[Covie @covie_93]

MAGA believe Alex Pretti was a domestic terrorist without a shred of evidence but refuses to believe that trump is a pedophile with a mountain of evidence.

[Sassiest Minx in Minnesota 💚 🇺🇸 @SassiestMinx]

... and just like that no one is talking about Greenland.

Or the Epstein Files.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Murdering people and kidnapping children is far worse than illegal immigration

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

ICE is the American Gestapo.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

ICE could line up 500 children shoulder to shoulder and execute them one by one and MAGA would cheer it on.

These people are deranged.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Must watch: NYT just released a damning forensic analysis of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis.

It flatly refutes Trump administration claims — confirming the motorist was driving away, not toward the officer, and the officer was not hit by the vehicle.

https://t.co/n8opkxbtmU

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If you could convert my hate for Donald Trump into energy we wouldn’t need oil.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

When schools cancel class to protect children from the federal government, something is seriously wrong in America.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?

Just checking what the standards are these days.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Shohei Ohtani homered. Again. Dead center off Trevor Megill.

He has three home runs tonight.

He threw 6.1 shutout innings and struck out 10.

This is one of the greatest individual performances in posteason history.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT, WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMP’S FACE PAINTER, HAIR FLUFFER, SHOE LIFT INSERTER, DIAPER CHANGER, DIETICIAN, LOBOTOMIST, PERSONAL TRAINER, ENGLISH TEACHER, AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)