El Capitán

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Fuck the powerball

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Weld pipe.

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Quick! Free gifts before time's up! ⏰
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[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Quick! Free gifts before time's up! ⏰
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[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Quick! Free gifts before time's up! ⏰
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[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Don’t be a Ryan Reynolds, be a Ryan Gosling.

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Someone needs to arrest Joe Rogan and his pod cast cause they are too good and keep me too wound in to focus on work. Jk it’s fuckin awesome, suck dicks or tits, go America baby.

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Really too wavy I’m yelling out gnarly

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

MILE. HIGH. MAGIC.

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

.500, time to climb

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

My broncos are doing trash the beginning of this season 😪 only joy I got out of football today is seeing the cowboys lose after all the “this is the real us” talk after two games

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Might as well have some fun with it! Terrible golfing with even worse commentary. Enjoy!

GolfMilk- LCC Hole 1 #golf #golfgods https://t.co/CG0rIMCV0y

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Snoop just tryin to get them mortgages in homie

[lexi gets me wetter @bigguccilexa]

There’s sum we don’t know about Ed Sheeran.

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Is there a customer service number for how our nation is getting fucked up right now?

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

@barstoolsports Homie lookin like blue face legs

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It’s windy as hell and them turbines ain’t spinnin for shit. Wtf.

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Pow pow boys

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That’s game folks

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

First road kill 2023 ✅

[El Capitán @aaronhernande14]

Damn I was mitote lastnight