Aaron Hill

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I always thought mushrooms were so plain and boring until the film Fantastic Fungi turned me on to their myriad uses and benefits. I guess what I'm trying to say is, fungus has really grown on me.

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They got you fightin a culture war to keep you from fightin the cola war

#teampepsi

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We've seen the type of house that Justin built. It now seems a lot of people would like to see the house that Peterbilt, too

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I haven't seen that many white flakes fall to the ground since I ran my fingers through my hair

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Gotta love the gap between Christmas and New Years that nobody knows what to do with. Its basically the taint of the calender year.

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If the new Saved by the Bell reboot wanted to be culturally relevant they should have named the lead characters A.C. Slaughter and Zack Porous

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Part of me believes everything thats happened over the last 18 months has somehow just been @blackmirror Season 6

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Puttin together a Catholic 80's hardcore band. Gonna call it Genocidal Tendencies

[Aaron Hill @AaronHill13]

buying avocados is a lot like investing in stocks 🥑📉

market conditions need to be ripe

may involve short squeezes

often done by white people looking to diversify

[Aaron Hill @AaronHill13]

I think the lockdown is starting to take its toll. My girlfriend just brought home free range chicken and instead of getting hungry I got jealous

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I needed to be reminded of freer times this afternoon so I threw on The Shawshank Redemption

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After spending a long 2 days in isolation, the staff at the Ottawa Health Unit just informed me that I am negative. They also said I don't have covid 👍🏻

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There hasn't been a 3rd wave causing this much social isolation since 90's ska

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We may have spent Easter in a lockdown, but thanks to Zoom none of us had to spend it without our families' judgement and unsolicited advice

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I'm starting to think you're not taking my Biff's Burger Hole's Comedy and Wet T-Shirt Contest 1998 win seriously

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Have fun Shootim the Breeze with Simone

[Aaron Hill @AaronHill13]

ran out of gas cause my low fuel indicator didn't come on. I got gaslit by my gaslight

[Aaron Hill @AaronHill13]

recorded a new song and spruced up an old one in a half successful attempt to keep my sanity this lockdown 🙃🎸Introducing my 1st musical comedy single "Are You Ready To Rock Paper Scissors?". Listen and support if you can. Music video coming in March! https://t.co/aW4gbZKLnZ

[Aaron Hill @AaronHill13]

swiss chard is short for swiss richard

[Aaron Hill @AaronHill13]

is Smashing Pumpkins a reference to violence against fruit or outstanding British pumpkins?