Aaron Jones

Christian | Husband | Father

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I was #homeschooled before it was cool.

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@Bro_BGYN @JoForLiberty Can confirm. Toby Keith began to play as you sprouted wings of a bald eagle.

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Harambe would have loved to see this.
Fly high, our sweet Prince.

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This year’s birthday is brought to you by pork butt, @TraegerGrills, @MeatChurch, @blckriflecoffee, @ShinerBeer, hanging Christmas lights, and @real_mrs_jones. 👨🏻

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Today I’m thankful my toddler uses the word “focus” as a swear.

“Focus!”
“Focus that.”
“What the focus?!”

My little cherub. 😇

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My toddler in the shower: *painful screams the entire time* 👹

My toddler exiting the shower: “Wow! Thassa gooood showa!” 😇

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@Bro_BGYN @DGlaucomflecken TO BE FAAAAAIR

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@Bro_BGYN It’s safe as long as you’ve got your shots.

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“GSW” has more syllables than “gunshot wound.” #MedTwitter👨🏻‍⚕️

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@Bro_BGYN Let’s get #SendBrinkToPakistan trending so they too can learn the tuck-n-grab. And also send a case of Surge.

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@Bro_BGYN @Bro_BGYN is the type of guy who takes his shirt off to get a vaccine. 💪

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@Bro_BGYN #microchipped

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Now that we’re done trick-or-treating, I’m gonna have to teach my boy a lesson about communism. 👨🏻

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Gym diary day #2: thank God for 2.5 lb plates. #gainz

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@barstoolsports @CalebBoehler

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Finally hit the gym after 6 months... it hit back.

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It’s a good sign when you work 11 of the last 12 days and still love your job. #MedTwitter #EmergencyMedicine #residency #intern

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@SteveOBurrows @ForceMaterial From a certain point of view...

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Forehead temperature was 94 today. Thank god I don’t have #COVID19 🤡