Aaron Melander

he/him

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@sarrah_bellus @MJMcKean I actually play basketball with Donald Trump. He averages 100 points per game. He’s never missed a shot. Dunks on a 12’ hoop. 🙃

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@whonoeswhat @Acyn I respect her commitment to being awful and condescending, but not her.

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@Acyn I don’t have healthcare

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@jimgeraghty Says every cop

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@WhiteHouse But the seashells!

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@RedEaglePatriot No

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@TheHerd @colincowherd Then just get rid of every team except the Lakers and Knicks. They can make the finals every year.

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@JoyceWhiteVance @PreetBharara Not that shocking. Alito & Thomas will contort their philosophy to side however Trump wants pretty much every time.

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@tengland @USATODAY Maybe you used to be cool???

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

The difference between Trump’s first term and his second term is literally the only prerequisite for any job in term 2 was a willingness to lie to protect the regime no matter what.

Even when the truth is caught on video In multiple angles.

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@enough_yt Sorry, what’s X?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

DO YOU HAVE ANY TROPHIES OR AWARDS I CAN HAVE?

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@CBSEveningNews Plz be sure to interview my old co-worker Denny, who drives a lawnmower to the liquor store. We all must know his thoughts on vaccines.

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@atrupar ONE MILLION PERCENT

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@stoolpresidente Tell us exactly who forced ABC’s hand and then try to make your dumb argument again.

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@ESPNNBA 41-41

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@ThisWeekABC @ABCPolitics They must have kept it from Pete Hegseth

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@BarstoolChief Great hockey player, personality of a piece of toast. So, no.

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@TwinsAlmanac Pat Meares

[Aaron Melander @aaronjmelander]

@JonLemire Why not Gulf of America II?