Aaron J. Nurse

Voice Actor / Comedian -
(Mostly on IG & TikTok now)
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[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

"Rate of fire increased."🤖

I'm honored to announce I'll be voicing the Probotector in the next Contra game, 'Contra: Operation Galuga', from @Konami and @WayForward!

The mission begins on March 12! https://t.co/PVr0gvuZzM"

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

@kayleighathena @littlestwayne Per

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@amyripley HURRY UP!!!!!!!! #LiveByTheCreed

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

[Me in "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"]

Elliott: "His name is E.T.!"
Me: "That's dumb. I'm gonna call it Jamal..."

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"You rebel scum." #RebelAlliance

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@malkatz #3 is just for me, to push my academic strength and will power beyond the stars.

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

My priority list, once I'm president:
#1.) Cinnabon gift cards, for everyone.
#2.) Make sure restaurants have more than two different color crayons.
#3.) Spelling banana, without reciting Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl".

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

I'm convinced my girlfriend only buys the trenta size from #Starbucks,
just in case I piss her off, she can just push me in so I'll drown.

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Parent perk:
Now when I ask for a coloring menu, and crayons at a restaurant,
I can pretend its for my kid.

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

I don't make mistakes.
Itz juss a phact.

[batkaren (a/k/a kt roth) @batkaren]

any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you just woke up

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

Fellas, if you need some cooking lessons to impress a special someone, look no further.
My Hot Pocket webinar starts next week.

#MondayMotivation

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

If anyone is interested in having our friendship end horribly and possibly getting into a fist fight,
you're more than welcome to come over and play 17 hours of Monopoly with me.

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

If "driving under the influence", applies to go-kart racing,
I may have a few warrants out for my arrest.

#MondayMotivation

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

I don't ask you guys for much.
But I WILL ask you all to make sure, when I'm on my death bed,
they put Cinnabon frosting in my IV bag.

#FridayFeeling

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

Someone somewhere is waking up from a two decade coma, yelling at their son,
"PLEASE TELL ME MY PAGER & BEEPER KIOSK IS STILL IN BUSINESS, AT THE MALL!"

#ThursdayThoughts

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

*Moses parts the Red Sea*

Israelite: "Wow dude, really?
Where was this little trick, when my brother drowned at that party?!"

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

Young Ezekiel & Baby Shiva
#HappyHallowen #HappyHalloween2017
@kharypayton @TheWalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Rappers are obsessed with telling us how much people said they wouldn't make it.

[Aaron J. Nurse @AaronJNurse]

Interviewer: "What would you say, is your best asset?"

Me: "I can clearly see, that Blac Chyna is not attractive."