Aaron Kessler

Former bookmaker, current bon vivant.

Enthusiast of: sports, sports betting, food + drink, trivia, music, and more.

Fan of: Cubs/Bears/VGK/Illini/Aces/CFC.

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

@SinBinVegas @inscriptagraphs 46.32 but we win anyway

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

absolute cinema

[Foazn @FoaznPoker]

If you saw $999.07 on the ground, you’d pick it up, right? Jannik Sinner🔐

Couple things:
•Sinner is GUARANTEED to win
•Foazn won’t wake up at 5am to watch

I make money in my sleep; you wake up to make money #levels

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

I'm really gonna be the first one to say Khabib beating Conor then jumping into the crowd to go after his team?

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Has any athlete as good as Zidane done some as crazy as the headbutt at as high a stakes moment as the World Cup final? Is zidane at the efficient frontier of great athlete high stakes craziness?

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

If the Enhanced Games were really serious they'd recreate the track from Tokyo 1994 but y'all aren't ready for that discussion

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

Good morning to everyone but especially @TonyDasco

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

I think my favorite VGK fan to follow after a win is @TonyDasco. Love celebrating with him!

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

Your services are required @JessicaDBrand

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

6th pitch of the game!?!

This has to be a record?

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

This is a shocking development to me.

Adam Foote was coaching the Canucks?

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

OFFICIAL: The Vancouver Canucks have fired head coach Adam Foote ❌

Foote still had 2 years remaining on his 3-year contract.

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

@Chapperton Always is!

Anyways Conor is a bum who literally has as many UFC title defenses as I do

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

Max -2000 is short

(I meant to type -1000 but fat fingered it and decided to keep it)

[Octagon Pulse | UFC MEDIA🚨 @OctagonPulse]

🚨BREAKING: Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway II is OFFICIALLY SIGNED to headline #UFC329 on International Fight Week🤯

THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

@Chapperton I'm in Japan and it's 4:30 in the morning, I apologize for not providing my usual level of scrutiny

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

Want to be a great coach? Show the world you want to be like Rex Ryan

[Coach George MacDonald @LSUCoachMac]

Wings were delicious. We will be back @MagicCity @Lane_Kiffin

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

"How many goals will be scored from outside the offensive zone in the playoffs?" would be a great prop bet to hang before the playoffs start

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

TAGE THOMPSON DUMPS THE PUCK IN AND IT GOES OFF DOBES AND INTO THE NET WHAT?!?! 😵😵‍💫

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

Imagine thinking this is cool in any way

[austin lau @helloitsaustin]

I got married this past weekend so I did what any rational @AnthropicAI employee would do and had Claude Code analyze 12 years of iMessages with my wife, then Claude Design used that data to whip up a website for our guests in just minutes.

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

@JessicaDBrand It just occurred to me that you weren't talking about Bears legend Tarik Cohen.

Which is why my joke probably made no sense.

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

If they pay $49 I'll pretend to be sad

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

*SPIRIT AIRLINES PREPARES TO SHUT DOWN: WSJ

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

This guy absolutely reads his own posts out loud, laughs, and says "that's a good one!" (also out loud)

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

If the UFC really wanted to save the sport, we need a UFC sanctioned Hell in a Cell 2V2 w/ no referees.
Imagine The Incredible Hok & @BorrachinhaMMA vs.
Chechen gangster aka (25 min crotch sniffer) & the guy who talks about fighting to the death, then proceeds to spam jabs & teeps while screaming like a madman the last 10 seconds of his fights.
Chance to take out a Foreign Tr-ist & Domestic Tr-ist in one night. Paulo & I do it for JESUS, DJT & the free world.
We are all close to the same size when not cutting weight. Fight to the death. Winners get Conor level money the rest of their careers.

[Aaron Kessler @aaronkessler]

More likely in reality than in hockey! The knight has opposable thumbs, way more intelligence, and edged weapons! Plus, armor!

Knight -3000
Mammoth +1200

[SinBin.vegas @SinBinVegas]

In reality, probably.

In hockey, still don't think so.